“Stop eating so much chocolate.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS”
“Stop listening to Christmas music.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”
“Stop trying to dress up the dog as a snowman.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”

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“Stop eating so much chocolate.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS”
“Stop listening to Christmas music.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”
“Stop trying to dress up the dog as a snowman.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”
“Stop eating so much chocolate.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS”
“Stop listening to Christmas music.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”
“Stop trying to dress up the dog as a snowman.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved
Ah, a splendid specimen of the Yule Cat.
Scientific name Felis navidad, of course.
“Stop eating so much chocolate.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS”
“Stop listening to Christmas music.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”
“Stop trying to dress up the dog as a snowman.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”
I know i never post anymore
last day to reblog
you now you want to.
Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.
YOU ONLY HAVE 4 DAYS TO REBLOG THIS! DON’T PROCRASTINATE!
Obligatory.
Been waiting 12 months for this ….
Bringing this back because in one week …….
2 days….
You’ve heard of
Netflix And Chill
Now get ready for
Sleep Deprivation And Fanfiction ™
Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today
#do u ever see shit like this and realize#that in the real world#this has literally no meaning#but seven thousand people on this website saw it#understood it#and then shared it with others#sometimes it just hits me (via literallyfuckeveryone)
OK, another Rammstein image captioned with a Duolingo German course example sentence.
“Stop eating so much chocolate.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS”
“Stop listening to Christmas music.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”
“Stop trying to dress up the dog as a snowman.”
Me: “NO I SHAN’T IT’S CHRISTMAS.”
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In honor of the season, I have decided to bring back my best Christmas story.
18+ absolutely! Art by my dearest @caffiend-queen
All Loki and I want for Christmas is reblogs.
Loki and Nora normally get along beautifully but when trauma causes him to become to over-protective she decides to return to Chicago for the holidays without him.
Thor heard raised voices coming from Nora’s library almost as soon as he boarded his brother’s massive ship, despite the great distance between where the Bifrost had left him on the deck and the hold that had been lovingly made over for his sister-in-law’s comfort.
Needless to say Thor at first made the logical, experience-based assumption that Loki and his wife were making love. At the top of their lungs. As always.
For a moment he planned to seek out Charles, his brother’s excellent demon valet, for cookies and ale for him to while away the next few hours until they were finished, yet as he walked towards the galley he noticed there was something in the pitch and speed of their voices to give him pause.
Despite himself, Thor started moving towards the sounds, trying to make out their voices and what was being shouted, fully prepared to be traumatized if his new assumption was wrong and they were, in fact, making the beast with two backs.
Or, because of Loki’s ability to make clones, any number of backs.
Yet when he leaned casually toward the doors to listen, it was clearly an argument.
Then Thor stood straight up, hand covering his mouth, eyes so wide he could feel them bugging.
It was not an argument. Or a disagreement. Or a debate.
Loki and Nora were having a fight. An ugly, screaming, profanity laden, honest to Bor fight!
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Ba ba booey
apparently Rick Astley of all ppl came to the vaccine center today ?!!?!?
and I'm off to go have some cupcakes he left there!?!?
literally not even kidding !?!?!??!?!
this website runs on one braincell and we all use it simultaneously
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
Oh my god I am an archeologist or what now
grandma has been run over by a reindeer every Christmas eve since 1979 and frankly i’m beginning to believe it isn’t an accident
#so get this #you know that christmas song
IVE BEEN WAITING TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN FOR TWELVE MONTHS
Akkk! I almost missed it!