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She beefin on my stroganoff (they/them) 24

[lovecorecuties]

*guy who got scammed out of their account voice* hey

[firstethicalpisces]

happy tipsy touch it thursday everybody

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

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DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[mbmbimbo]

i know everyone loves baby seals, but sometimes i really am blown away by their whimsy. they took a teddy bear and made it a mermaid. i feel very wonderful knowing we live on the same planet as puppy mermaid teddies

[incorrectinfinity]

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

[disastertransbian]

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

[badassdemonsword]

[netnel]

1979

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[ramdragons-deactivated20240319]

need people to see this i feel insane

[fullanimationfilmartist]

Girl, we've been knowing how to draw.

[omegaversereloaded]