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fun morning doodle based off a tweet on my feed this morning lolĀ
the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting
IT DIDNT CATCH FIRE IT IS BEING DELIBERATELY CLEARCUT AND BURNED BECAUSE LARGE AGROBUSINESS CONGLOMERATES PAID THEIR FASCIST GOVERNMENT TO IGNORE THIS COURT RULING
Itād explain why it isnāt getting coverage for sure.
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Hereās the link.Ā
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my favorite thing about the moomins is that their domestic cottagecore aesthetic is basically just a cover for the fact that theyāre actually like 2 degrees of separation from going full feral at any one time and literally everyone knows it
it runs in the family
thats just how finland is
one thing Iām grateful to my mom for is telling me from a very young age that if a man ever says heāll kill me if I donāt do what he says, that I should fight and die. that it would be better to die than to be brought to a second location, it would be better to die instantly than live a little longer after god knows how much violation. i know that other peopleās moms gave different advice, to be quiet so you can live and get away. little girls all got some kind of advice on what to do, though, huh? like⦠WHEN a man wants to hurt you. itās surreal to think about how this shadow affects the landscape of girlhood
YES my mother said the same thing. Plus bite and scratch to get DNA, scream that you donāt know him, cause the biggest scene you canā¦.but DO NOT get in a vehicle/go anywhere with him because āyou have to assume that if you donāt get away right then, then you wonāt get away at allā.
Your mom was right. That is standard self-defence advice ā fight, scratch, scream, aim for testicles, eyeballs and and the throat. Use your teeth, your nails, your elbows, whatever you can. Maul the fucker.
If someone grabs you and intends to move you towards a second location, fight like your life depends on it:
Because it does.
And in case you think,Ā āIām smaller than him, I canāt do shit!ā my trainer likes to tell this one:
Think of a cat. Cute, fluffy, adorable, right? Much smaller than you. Imagine picking up that cat⦠and then having a friend dump a bucket of water over it. Hell no, right? Youād get straight-up shredded. Even a big solid guy wouldnāt want to do that.
You donāt have to be the dude. You just gotta be the cat.
You donāt have to be the dude. You just gotta be the cat.Ā
Thank you for this, Iām taking this with me in all walks of life.
Can reach the eyes? Stab and scoop them from his sockets. Reach his balls? Crush and twist. Hand over mouth? Fingers are now baby carrots. Chomp chomp
If youāre on a bike, cling to it. Make it harder for them to snatch you because now they have a bike to deal with as well. Be embarrassing. Make a fool of yourself to make scene. Scream bloody murder the whole time youāre able.
Show no mercy for you will most likely be shown none as well. Go down in a rage. Make them regret even thinking of considering you.
No one is intimidating right after theyāve been poked in the eyes.
If heās got both hands on you heās not defending vulnerable spots. Youāve either got at least one hand or your teeth and legs free and it takes 8 pounds of pressure to do serious damage to a throat.
Do not be quiet. Do not fight fair. Do not hold back. If youāre being attacked and someoneās trying to make you move, whateverās gonna happen if they get what they want is worse than whateverās gonna happen if you maim or kill somebody and get away.
I loved in one of thoseĀ āI Survivedā stories a woman was being attacked by a man and she suddenly realizedĀ āThis doesnāt have to be a fair fightā and just went batshit on him. Also kudos to my badass mom who also always taught me to go fucking feral, even if a man was holding a gun to me, because itās better to die fighting and your family to know immediately what happened to you, then to disappear and no one ever finds your body.Ā
norman reedus and his son mingus dont look related at all
this looks like matty b raps took a blind homeless man to a basketball game instead of a nice family photo
fuck you thats not his name
what do i have to gain by lying on this site? what the fuck is in it for me? fame? fortune? clout? meaningless distractions. there is no pleasure greater than the knowledge of mingus lucien reedusā true name. and as i have suffered to gain this, so too shall you all. live as a flagellant and bleed in his name. our lord, mingus.
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itās a tragedy that dinotopia was adapted as a weird gritty looking tv movie with bad cgi when itās, without exaggeration, the most ghibli any book has ever been
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Scientists on an expedition to sample a deep-sea trench got a surprise when their traps brought back seven giant crustaceans glimpsed only a handful of times in human history.
The āsupergiantā amphipods are more than 20 times larger than their typical crustacean relatives, which are generally less than a half-inch long, and thrive in lakes and oceans around the world. The largest of the seven specimens was about 11 inches long.
The pale, leggy creatures were found 4 miles down in the Kermadec Trench, off the northeast coast of New Zealand, one of the deepest trenches on Earth.
Read the full article here.
Image credit: Ā© Oceanlab, University of Aberdeen, UK.
Important note to all Dracula fans - Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and the story is set in 1897. This means you can authentically hint at coca-cola in any and all fanworks set around the bookās time period.
(not that itās very impressive, since Dracula himself wouldnāt drink it, but certainly the American suitor can!)
Van Hellsing absolutely wired on classic cocaine coca cola defeating dracula
Wonāt that only solve 75% of your problems?
The book solves half of your problems, not all of them
Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So youāre left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.
Finally Tumblr can do math
So, what youāre saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.
No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:
Please stop explaining math to me im gay
thatās why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish
This post is pushing me to the limit
Stop writing men as if modern Western toxic masculinity were the default throughout time and space.
Your medieval knights can share a pallet at night because itās cold in this castle and theyāre demonstrating their respect and affection for each other by sharing physical proximity.
In the far future, your dude can be a scientist adventurer robot captain, but he can also make food for people to demonstrate his affection and dance to show off his happiness.
Many cultures alive today expect the average man to be good with children, to be able to diaper a baby, to know how to assist in childbirth. Your men donāt have to go, āOh god, an infant, Iāve never touched one of those before.ā
Before modern Europe, there was nothing unmanly about loving colour, fashion, art, and decoration. Flowers werenāt always emasculating. Emotions werenāt always considered signs of weakness. Men got to want and have warm, close, affectionate friendships with other men.
In many ways, Western toxic masculinity of the last few centuries has been the exception, not the rule.
is it weird he was my favorite part of the vid
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its nice to know that this is something that other people do too.
Lord of the Rings was published in the fifties, and largely written in the forties. Tolkienās opinions on society and morality and technology are at some points genuinely more conservative than what Iām comfortable with. And yet, the more I think about it, the more sure I am that Tolkien actually deconstructs most of the clichĆ©d fantasy tropes he supposedly originates. Some examples.
The long-lost heir is not the hero, heās a side character who deliberately uses himself as a decoy.
The real hero actually fails in his quest, his goodness and determination and willpower utterly fail in the face of evil, and the world is saved by a series seemingly unrelated good deeds.
The central conflict is not between destroying the world and preserving it. An age of the world will come to an end, and many great and beautiful things will perish, whether the heroes win or lose. The past may have been glorious, but preserving it is impossible, and returning to it is impossible, time has passed and the world has moved on. The king returns, but the elves are gone and magic fades from the very substance of Middle Earth. The goal is not to preserve the status quo, the goal is the chance to rebuild something on the ruins.
Killing the main villain seems to instantly solve the problem, eradicate all enemies and fix the world, except it doesnāt, not wholly, since the scouring of the Shire still has to happen.
Also, the hero gets no real reward, and what he gets, he cannot really enjoy. He is hurt by his ordeal, and never fully recovers.
There is a team of heroes, a classic adventuring party, except the Fellowship is together for less one sixth of the series. The Fellowship is intact from the Council of Elrond to Gandalfās death, four chapters. The remaining eight are together until Boromirās death, an additional six chapters. This is nothing compared to LOTRās length of sixty-one chapters, if I count correctly.
Tolkien is not classic high fantasy. If you actually think about it, there is very little magic. The hobbitsā stealth is not magical, most elven wonders are not unambigously magical, wizards are extremely rare, and even Gandalf hardly uses magic if you compare him to the average DnD wizard. Most magic is indistinguishable from craft, there is no clear difference between a magic armor and a very good armor, between magic bread and very good bread, between magical healing and competent first-aid plus a few kind words.
TLDR: Stop praising recent fantasy for deconstructing Tolkien if theyāre ādeconstructingā something Tolkien has never actually constructed.