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Лоя / Loy | она / she | 25 | bi ace | RU / ENG Hobby: Writing about stuff that doesn't even have a fandom header: beco+81

[hbystuff]

Moon - 48 colours

[loyseeng]

Dear followers, today I offer you photos of the rarest phenomenon – a lunar eclipse

[msunitedstatesjames]

The ME3 Citadel DLC really has everything:

-An evil clone

-Commander Shepard and Javik battling for top billing with Blasto the hanar in a war propaganda film

-An anime style zoom in on the eyes of Traynor and her greatest rival over a match of space chess

-A scene where you have to manually press whatever buttons your system requires 183 times to beat James in a pull up competition

-A scene where the gang is trapped in a vault with limited air, while Shepard complains about the fact that no one told them how cheesy they sound when they talk

-Shepard forcing a hardened mercenary/bounty hunter to say 'please' when he asks for more change to beat the claw game in an arcade

-Shepard almost being assassinated in a sushi resturant, then being ceaselessly derided for falling through a fish tank in their escape attempt and getting everyone's favorite restuarant closed

-Potentially a sexy tango dance scene with a merc-killing vigilante turian

-The chance to rebelliously stick your hands under a decorative waterfall so many times that a staff member is like, 'fine, do what you want, but just so you know this waterfall is a hanar urinal'

-Shepard learning to play piano

-Shepard Accusing Kaiden of poisoning them Canada style

-A toothbrush that prevents a hijacking attempt

-Watching some good old fashioned telepathic sports and cracking open a cold one with the boys while the galaxy is in a shambles

-Wrex complaing that he's been having so much sex he's too exhausted to fight the Reapers

-Playing fetch with a skillet and a Varren

-Just two space divas drinking wine and talking about shoes

-"It's joking time."

Unironically, this is truly Bioware's finest work.

[loyseeng]

I just can't stop laughing at Kaidan's eye roll every time Shepard comes for a talk

[catmask]

smthing i can just never believe when ppl (mostly twitter users) complain about a girl character being made to look 'mannish' or 'masculine' and talk about the death of femininity and every time i get excited and think 'oh okay cool did we get a butch character or-' and its literally jusg a regular fucking woman like you would see at the grocery store. like jusyt a normal woman

[frenchifries]

i think those people would have an aneurysm and die if they saw how actresses were styled in the 70s/80s/90s……

not that these women are looking super masc lol but the parameters for “acceptable female appearance” in both media and everyday life have indisputably narrowed over the past couple decades :|

[afniel]

God tho I miss that vibe. Actresses who had some muscle and lines on their faces and (relatively) imperfect hair and also had like a 95% chance of being grungy and sweaty by the end of the movie. Golden era, let's go back, only this time let's let them also be fat and have real big noses too because then we'd have everything.

[woman-respecter]

12 year old girls in the early 2000s watching the accidental kiss in episode 3 of naruto

[bluef00t]

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

[clacy2812]

A win is a win, that will go in Sonar’s paycheck

[yumaind]

mechabat but sonar loses all game when talking to robert

i post like once every three years here...

I've come to preach mechabat (i also want them for myself though 😛)

[loyseeng]

You failed QTE in the fight in the bathroom of the Sardine bar because you were distracted.

I failed QTE so that Victor, who was snorting cocaine in the stall, would turn into a giant bat and like a knight in shining armour with fluffy fur save me.

We are not the same.

[loyseeng]

It's like The Quarry was made in a lab specifically for me: the characters here are without exaggeration covered in blood 80% of the screen time. Delicious.

[lochlot]

damn werewolves and their liberal agenda (THIS IS SO UGLY

[loyseeng]

[streco3y]

😴

[loyseeng]

Head is empty, only thought is "it should've been me, not him!"

[hop-a-lot]

How would you like your tea P1+2.0

"Keep your Robert warm" compilation! Not all of the crew but I might do the rest of them in next possible batch. Close-ups under the cut!

[zuulosdovah]

guess what i played last weekend