pufferfish thoughts

he/him 20 Random thoughts, mostly fandom stuff like Marauders, Stranger Things, MCU and DnD

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[pufferfish-thoughts]

neurotypical percepcion

This is just a thought I had so maybe I'm missing something. Also this is not meant to excuse any behaviour, just present a new perspective.

You know how neurotypical people "punish" you for not adhering to the social script? They aren't doing it on purpose and furthermore, they aren't necessarily aware that there even is a script. It just happends sometimes that a neurodivergents action breaks the rules that they were not aware even of and that makes them VERY uncomfortable. Also neurotypical people don't counciously follow the script, it's something they do automaticaly and every time they don't it's intentional.

This leads ti neurotypicals believing neurodivergent people are intentionaly breaking social rules and making them uncomfortable on purpose. And most neurotypicals lack the self awarenes to explain it, especially if they are uncomfortable or angry. (like they might be after someone breaks social norms)

This of course doesen't excuse any abusive behaviour, I just thought it's an interesting event that I see repeated all the time and never see anyone adress from this point of view.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[pufferfish-thoughts]

Is this an ok dungeon?

I am going to be a DM for the first time and I have made this dungeon that you can see. The first foto is the ground level, second is the first floor and the third one is the roof. It's an old cleric temple that has been conquered by a coven of green hags.

I think this would be apropriate for 1-2 sessions for a party of 10th level players but more experienced DMs please tell me if there are balancing issues. I'm going to reblog with more detailed descriptions (can't upload more than 10 photos). If anyone wants to use this feel free to do so (and tell me how it goes I'm curious).

I apologise for any spelling errors but english is my third language. Also sorry about my handwriting, I don't have an excuse for that.

[pufferfish-thoughts]

Here is the rest of my notes, I know it's unusual to see them handwritten but honestly for me it's easier to have a physical piece of paper in front of me than searching things up on my laptop.

The first 4 pager are simply descriptions of each room and the last 4 are descriptions of encounters or clues about what the hags are doing. The last pager have numbers that tell you in which room they happend but are not in order.

In the description of the ritual(05) there are two squiggles that tell you what type of knot is supposed to be tied, idk what they are called in english but if you dont recognise them don't worry. The main purpose was to illustrate why a coven is needed to perform this ritual, it's very hard to tie a knot with just one hand.

[pufferfish-thoughts]

Is this an ok dungeon?

I am going to be a DM for the first time and I have made this dungeon that you can see. The first foto is the ground level, second is the first floor and the third one is the roof. It's an old cleric temple that has been conquered by a coven of green hags.

I think this would be apropriate for 1-2 sessions for a party of 10th level players but more experienced DMs please tell me if there are balancing issues. I'm going to reblog with more detailed descriptions (can't upload more than 10 photos). If anyone wants to use this feel free to do so (and tell me how it goes I'm curious).

I apologise for any spelling errors but english is my third language. Also sorry about my handwriting, I don't have an excuse for that.

[emilicorail]

This big boy is going places ‼️

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[pufferfish-thoughts]

Here's a zine comic I made for fun, I know it's not good but I like it and I hope you will too.

Feedback is welcome!

[roseburning]

This is them in a nutshell.

[nerdydaughter]

“it’s forced conformity,

that’s what’s killing the kids.”

[teddy-girl-13]

seeing people hate on my favourite movie feels like a direct insult to me

[pufferfish-thoughts]

one missing and one that shouldn't bee here

Around a week ago me and my dad were eating lunch and I was putting on songs to listen when Don't you (forget about me) came on. I asked my dad if he recognised it and he said:

"Yeah, I even bought a Simple minds album"

To which I replied: "Wait, you had a Simple minds vinyl?"

He seemed pretty confused, "I still have it, it's right there." and he indicated the pile of records that we keep under the record player.

Now, I have searched that pile front and back multiple times and I know for sure that there is not a sinle trace of a Simple minds album, so I told him so. He did not believe me and started looking through it. As I said there was no Simple minds record but he did find another one that caught his attention.

He slapped his forehead when he saw it "Oh no, I was supposed to give this back thirty years ago!"

[deafeningdestinyaster]

ohhhh poor will n his infamous bowl cut.. wheezing rn

[mashruuums]

:Р

[my-castles-crumbling]

switch - @wolfstarmicrofic - background jily - word count: 245

“Switch partners with me,” Sirius whispered urgently, leaning across the aisle between tables to make eye contact with James.

“What? Are you bloody crazy? I’ve just gotten Evans to agree to work with me!” James hissed back, throwing him a glare. “Why the fuck–?”

“Prongs, we’re doing Amortentia! You know I can’t do that with Moony!” Sirius whined, stealing a glance back at Remus, who was busy conversing with Peter, thank Merlin.

“You berk, he won’t know what you smell! You just have to act casual! It’ll be fine!” James replied, shaking his head.

“Prongs, when have I ever acted casual?” Sirius demanded.

–

“Switch partners with me,” Remus said, leaning towards Peter, who gave him a startled look. 

“Erm…why?” the shorter boy asked, tilting his head to the side and narrowing his eyes. “You lot are the ones who left me alone, why–?”

“I…wanted to work with McKinnon,” Remus muttered, gesturing to Peter’s partner.

But Peter just shook his head. “Nah, Mate. Marlene knows what she’s doing and I need a good grade on this. Love Pads to death, but the two of us would make a disaster potion.”

Groaning, Remus leaned back into his seat resignedly, turning towards Sirius, who was just turning away from James towards him.

Sirius, who looked just as anxious as he felt.

“Erm…I–I’ll get the ingredients?” Sirius stuttered, cheeks turning red.

“Yeah, alright,” Remus nodded, watching his best friend nearly-run off to the supply closet.

What was that about?