lovecubed

juno

[phoebewritess]

Shane hollander is truly one of the characters of all time. He played one sport when he was like 4 years old and decided to make it his entire livelihood for the rest of his life. He met one guy when he was 18 and decided that was it. Thats all he needed. Hes made like 4 decisions in his life and if anything jeopardizes those decisions he is trying to change the trajectory of the universe with his mind. He is constantly playing 10D chess with every possible situation and life scenario (read: plotting and planning 10 years in the dark after ilya offhandedly mentions marrying someone else for a green card) and im not sure if he's winning or losing. No one is doing it like him

[helsex]

Guilt complex? I find it quite simple actually

[huariqueje]

Unknown, Green Bathroom - Line Holtegaard , 2024.

Danish , b, 1980 -

Oil on canvas , 150 x 100 cm.

[cloudabserk]

based on this book excerpt my little sister sent me

[hockneybabe]

Rodin, Embracing Figures, Damned Group

[knowmeorudont]

i love you.

[karmacharmeleon18]

Ilya might be a dog person but he's NOT a golden retriever boyfriend.

Ilya is a cat. Ilya makes eye contact with Shane from across the room and slooowly reaches his hand out to knock his expensive skincare products off the counter. Ilya wants attention and wants it now and who cares if Shane's on the phone with his bff? Ilya will hiss and scratch at anyone who hasn't earned his trust but let Shane pet his belly and boop his nose. Ilya will explode the whole house if Shane doesn't pet his hair the second that he wants him to. Ilya was made in a lab just to annoy Shane and be loved by him more than life itself.

Ilya is a cat.

[tikklil]

Mantis and woodsorrel

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[suraks-sweet-tits]

Rainbow capitalism but its the Ottawa centaurs getting amazing hockey players for cheap just cus they're gay

[nyxelestia]

Coach Wiebe caught between genuinely wanting the league to stop being homophobic and for queer players everywhere to be safe and happy vs benefiting from hockey being so homophobic that he gets some of the best players in the league for cheap

[argentsunshine]

a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness

[haedraulics]

final boss of parental neglect ilya rozanov

[heavensghost]

[grendel-menz]

I hope you know that it’s always this

[falseknees]

Improbable Compatibility Store / Patreon

[weirdmarsupial]

This is very important and you all need to see it right now

[vetchtibbles]

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh