get away from my drinks

I'm not a minor quit blocking me for following you

[fallout-lou-begas]

You’ve made your last delivery, kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you’re kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is…the game was rigged from the start.

[segamascott]

[foone]

Can you tell that DoorDash started using AI description for menu items?

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[velken]

when tha clock hit 12

[toskarin]

it was annoying at the time, but in abstract it's really funny to look back on the kinds of lore questions people would ask about elden ring immediately after playing two hours of it and skipping as much dialogue as possible just so they could get in on a popular topic

[toskarin]

people asking why they hanged the loathsome dung eater, 2022

[gumi-megpoidd]

number 67. the last thing you want on your rizzler gyatt burger is skibidi fungus. but as it turns out, that might be what you get

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[frogliftcertified]

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

[frogliftcertified]

OK 👍 that is helps

[girlballs]

40-minute shart tutorial

[pepperochau]

so how bout that chainsaw man ending huh

[sexhaver]

i think about this a lot

[orcboxer]

the pokemon move Swift is fascinating to me. a pokemon shoots stars at you and you "I bet a cat could do that." that's normal. that's Normal Type. you got Scratch, Tackle, Headbutt, and of course, shooting rays of heat-seeking stars at people.

[orcboxer]

I always thought the star animation was some sort of abstraction of whatever the move was supposed to be, but no in Japanese it's called Speed Star which also translates to Speedster so they translated it to Swift. It was always stars and that was always normal

[orcboxer]

it's—you're lying to me. youhavealotofpeople LYING. tometomyface. That's—You're trying to mentally cause me harm,

[raccoonmilf]

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to refer to your unvaccinated dog as an “empty vessel for rabies.” I’m sure it’s also something else. Like an empty vessel for distemper.

[raccoonmilf]

Gift of prophecy

[detectivehole]

a dr pepper gave birth to its litter in the back of my car ☺️