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Yes, I love fun Tumblr memes such as:
carcinization
Diogenes and Plato
copper fraud in ancient Babylon
The Cask of Amontillado
unionizing
color vision of shrimp
Kellogg, founder of Kelloggās
Maslowās hierarchy of needs
the Ides of March
childrenās hospital blood hallway
do not separate the gays
Fun fact: by court order, no Burger King franchise is allowed to operate within this black circle, a 20 mile radius around an independent local restaurant named Burger King that had used the name first
habitable zone
Iāve wanted to visit it for years. The town itās in also has a Bagelfest that looks extremely entertaining.Ā
In Ireland the prefix Mc or Mac on a second name is part of our history and language. A lot of people have names like McGraw or McGuire. Also in Ireland, as a left over of how Irish language works, its not unusual to give someone a sort of nickname by adding āyoung(small)ā or ābigā in front of their name. (it flows better in Irish but we still do it). This combined with an abbreviation of second names being used as their nickname youd end up with people being called āYoung Daveā or, and Iām sure you can see where this is going, āBig Macā
In 1978 one such person opened a fast food restaurant called Supermacs and they just happened to sell a burger called a Big Mac. They became wildly popular and can be found in most towns in Ireland. Their food is actually pretty good.
Now, a certain large restaurant chain didnāt take kindly to this cuz they thought they owned the idea first (they didnāt) and they brought the relitively small fast food chain to court to force them to stop using the name ābig macā and anything with the prefix Mc. Yaknow, the way Irish people have named ourselves since before Irish was a written language.
In a wild twist they lost and in doing so lost all exclusivity of the prefixes in all of Ireland so now any restaurant can sell a ābig macā and they do. Most chipshops do a Big Mac of some variety.
Unfortunately McDonalds werenāt happy with this for some reason and brought the case to the European Courts in 2019 or soā¦ and THEY FUCKIN LOST AGAIN.
So, if youāre ever in Ireland you should treat yourself to a Supermacs. Not cuz theyāre food is amazing, itās not, itās just ok but by god the idea that some rich fuckin assholes spend years in courts and spent a fortune trying to sue a small buisness out of their family name and then lost, twice, sure does make it taste amazing.
Thereās an extra-savoury flavour about this.
Yeah, there absolutely is. :)
I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and Iām like. Doesnāt it make you feel bad when you act like that
Just want everyone to know when I say āevilā I really just mean āvillainous and campy like a cartoon antagonistā
Another hilarious thing I feel we should talk about more is the fact that *film* Aragorn and Arwen break up right before Aragorn leaves Rivendellā¦ā¦. meaning that film!Aragorn spends most of the quest in an āoh my god my relationship of 50 years just ended what do I even do with myself????ā depression haze.Ā
It explains so muchā¦..
Like. Externally Aragorn is on an epic quest to save Middle Earth, internally heās crying on the couch in his sweatpants eating a tub of the Middle-Earth equivalent of Ben and Jerryās
Legolas: Aragorn?
Aragorn: Arwen used to call me Aragornā¦..
Legolas:Ā Because itās your fucking name
To be clear I actually love the filmās version of Aragorn/Arwenās relationship, thereās a lot of Dramatic Potential/ angsty meta you could write on it, butā.
BUT
Itās also likeā you think Aragorn has to put up with Legolas and Gimliās annoying romance antics? Legolas and Gimli have to deal with Aragorn spending half the quest staring wistfully into the distance and sighing dramatically about What Can Never Beā¢ā¦with how often he sings the Lay of Luthien,Ā basically the Middle Earth equivalent of Adeleās Someone Like Youā¦.
Gimli: You havenāt washed your hair in MONTHS. Weāre staging an intervention.
Aragorn (lying flat on the ground with his face in the dirt):Ā aweralwkerjwae
Legolas:Ā Youāre only 87ā youāve got your whole life ahead of you. You can find love a second time!
Aragorn:Ā I did. Boromir died.
Legolas:Ā Maybe three is your lucky number!
#for me film Legolasā main character trait#is that heās incapable of reading the roomĀ (tags via @overthinkinglotr)
Aragorn, any time he gets a moment to himself during the quest:
Gimli: This lovely Rhohirrim woman is clearly into you. Sheās a fighter. Youāre a fighter. She loves horses. You love horses (also you smell like one). Give her a chance!
Aragorn: *flashbacks to him and Arwen making out in Imladris while the elvish version of āwhen somebody loved meā plays in the background.
He literally did this. (and then imagined Arwen kissing him before getting woken up by his horse)
Why Do You Need To Do This
STOP THIS.
Judy there are limits
@lifeisdetermination
@princessdawnauroreon
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I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR MONTHS
THERES MORE
World Heritage Post
new pronouns just dropped:
- āheā in the way you call an animal you donāt know the gender of āa little guyā
- āsheā in the way sailors refer to their boats
- ātheyā in the way people say āthey say that ___ā, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.
i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street
car: stops for me at a crosswalk
me:
oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega
goddd please just hire voice actors again. like actual voice actors. no more celebrity voice actors please just hire people who know what theyāre doing the or voice acting industry will cannibalize itself more than it already is. let jack black do whatever he wants though
autism is incredibly cool i would recommend that you expose your children to heavy metals and refined corn syrup in utero so that you can maximizze your chances of having an awesome child
āvegan leatherā āartificial whale boneā āsynthetic fabricā
Iām a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy
This absolute disgraceā¦
bro remember when mad max happened. remember when max was treated like an animal and so behaved like one and saw himself as one and then he met a bunch of women who were all struggling to be seen as human too and they treated him with compassion and he was likeĀ āi would die for all of you then. good.ā wtfĀ
max being chained up and used for his blood at the start of the film then giving it freely at the end of it because he loves furiosa?????? giving her his name at last like a parting gift????? wtf!!!!!! we are not things!!!!!!!!!!
tbh the funniest part in the fellowship of the rings is when pippin drops the helmet down the well in balinās tomb and weāre just listening to it drop while everyone stares at him and he flinches at every clang and then when itās over gandalf goes after his whole life i die every time
