Clattering Collection of Caliginous Junk

*junk = my favorite random things

[mylifeasastickperson]

[cranberrytime]

Inktober Oct 5 - Chicken

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Happy 26 years of Pokemon! 

Artist: @misato08280 / twitter

[souperluminal]

Duct tape wizard: Attack!

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[kinaco-cat]

[chipper-smol]

just a fuckin big bird

[bowiebranchia]

Pantone predicted this.

and now, perhaps the most vital work I will ever do: using colordistance to objectively prove which David Bowie outfit most closely matches a given sea slug. congratulations to ceratosoma trilobatum, the coral family of colors, and also to me, for peaking early pic.twitter.com/ZaMypDB8dx

— Hannah Weller (@hannahiweller) February 6, 2019

[wattse]

Out of your element

[sparrowlucero]

The Slaying of the Terrible Sea-Dragon

[seatrench]

Asian Water Buffalo

(source)

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

[onna-musha]

“Beauties dressed as street knights”, Toyohara Kunichika (1835-1900)

[proseandpeonies]

y’all ever just listening to a podcast while doing chores or something and it gets interesting so you just are standing there like

[end0skeletal-undead]

Western Spotted Skunk by robbobert

[lttleblujay]

Kel: *shrugging off armor after a rough day* Why are some Knights so stupid?

Raoul: Clearly you never read a dictionary. *pulls book off shelf, flips to “benighted” definition*

be - (k)night - ed

Adj.

1. intellectually or morally ignorant; unenlightened

[lttleblujay]

Additions to jokes from the author herself always make life better ❤️

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Comment on Facebook post continuing comedic “be(k)nighted” conversation between Kel and Raoul from their creator, Tamora Pierce:

Kel: Sir, now you’re just casting asparagus at me.

[lttleblujay]

Kel: *shrugging off armor after a rough day* Why are some Knights so stupid?

Raoul: Clearly you never read a dictionary. *pulls book off shelf, flips to “benighted” definition*

be - (k)night - ed

Adj.

1. intellectually or morally ignorant; unenlightened