Eat Your Heart Out 🍓✨

I used to live here…

[stedesparasol]

our flag means death + onion headlines (part 3)

[disgustinggf]

don't let my tits distract u from the fact that i'm not ok in the head

[nilkadnaquada-deactivated202307]

don't let the fact that i'm not ok in the head distract u from my tits

[actionjeffson]

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

[daddymymouthisfullofstars]

[mpekamitzii]

[dracophile]

[softwaring]

[cryptotheism]

AND GOD SAID:

Sautee

that thing in butter and garlic

[cryptotheism]

Please

[chongoblog]

I’m like a salmon. I’m always goin against the current. I’m tasty. I turn into a fucking freak of nature if I ever get horny. Bears want me.

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Maybe you’d feel better if you just turned to the dark side and went batshit crazy

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

[bewbin]

cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods

[clownsaliens]

He’s right inside me isn’t he

[clownsaliens]

Can you guys stop being Catholic on this post

[surreal]

ill block you. ill block your whole family. i’ll come to your house. steal your phone. block myself

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[batteredhilt]

[modern-alebrije]

[re-dracula]

Here, have some (mildly cursed) bumper stickers for all your Dracula needs.

[jame7t]

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

[duckdotcom]

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

[daddyfuckedme]

[redpandarascal]

the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier

[anactualfuckingnerd]

"tasteful girlbulge" yeah i wish i could get a tasteful