lucia

transfem lesbian writer who is insane over fairy tail ships

[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[cpericardium]

parried three bait posts in a row

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[fuckysuckybrigade]

The real tragedy of Chimera Fallin is that her mouth is so tiny but her body is huge so she’s unable to smoke enough weed to get high unless she’s hitting that bong every minute. Like if you cry every time

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

Would it work !?

[cosmonautiks]

:>

[catcrumb]

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[vallouuu]

[queeraang]

truly fucked up that in order to reread my own fic and kick my feet and giggle i must first finish the fic

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Mean lesbians aren’t born they are made by stupid people being gross about lesbians. Hope that helps.

If you want to see a decrease in mean lesbians do your part and stop being fucking insufferable.

Save a lesbian’s blood pressure today ✨

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[legionoftuna]

Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun

[adhdedrn]

Summer Olympic penis-related controversy: Pole vaulter misses out on medal because his penis knocked the bar down.

Winter Olympic penis-related controversy: Ski jumpers inject hyaluronic acid into their penises so they can catch more air.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

and i'm not even living la vida loca

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

insane some people don't use ad blockers? babe why r u rawdogging the internet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's a CESSPIT out there. wrap it before ya tap it babes!!!

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever