What Am I Doing Lmao

I’m pussy?

[slashysplashy-deactivated202203]

Pour one out for Alexei

[cizu-s]

Vergil portrait/halfbody WIP.

[call-me-shriggy]

the mood for this month

[earthling555]

[sandersstudies]

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

[sandersstudies]

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pochowek]

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

[flanneldragon]

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

[elysiadragon]

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

[flanneldragon]

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

[valtsv]

someone: i think you’re pretty cool!

me, tearing up: nice

[valtsv]

person: you’re so cool and funny

me:

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

‘are you okay’ by normal people standards? no. by my standards? do you see me crying? no? then yea im good

[grapeless-seeds]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

[reaper-0-1]

Who the fuck wrote this

[the-foundation-is-gone-deactiva]

Uh oh sisters! *containment breach alarm*

[dogboymutual]

me, a nun, about to be excommunicated from the church: 

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

how did you guys make this image look even worse

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

[39friend-deactivated20200629]

[surreal]

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[makestheworldtastegood]

[agetwellcard]

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend