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Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

alexaloraetheris

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

alexaloraetheris

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

alexaloraetheris

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

grimeclown

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

grimeclown

Hospital

grimeclown

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

grimeclown

I feel like we’re getting off topic

bitegore

So is pepsi if you steal it?

grimeclown

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

aromancy

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

midvvest-vampire

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

grimeclown

Huh?

skywardkonahriks-deactivated202

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

grimeclown

star-lara

am I having a stroke????

fiollaigean

you might want to go to the hospital then

sherlockfandomtandem

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

goblinmasonrypoems

SECRET MAGNETS

IN MY TUMMY

SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET MAGNETS

olt-deactivated20180224

r-truth

boneapptheteef

alexbam

french-verbz

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

timecouldnever

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

whosfuckingbad

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

thegreatbigfourmain

please marry me

sin-ecdoche-deactivated20141101

I need to rant about this:

Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a…

filibusterfrog

core classes as undead :)

nudityandnerdery

christinaroseandrews

This guy knows what he’s talking about. He’s one of the lead writers for Leverage and if you ever watch the series on DVD, do yourself a favor and listen to him talk about how the scripts got written. Some of the advice he has is stuff I use all the time: 1. Don’t introduce an important plot person or thing after the first half of the story. 2. Always tie up loose ends. 3. Introduce important things in the middle of unimportant things. 4. If you have to infodump, find an emotion to tie it to and it will seem less like infodump and more like a motive rant. Seriously this guy knows how to write.