come suck my metal machine

hey, I'm Lazarus. I'm 24 and genderqueer (he/him), gay. aphobes fuck off, it says my sexuality on the tin. transmedicalists get the fuck away from me. don't want no MAPS/NOMAPS here either. and TERFS/RADFEMS can die in a pit. homophobes, transphobes and those who think Queer is a slur, this is not the fucking place for you. I will not debate you. you will be bl(sh)o(t)cked on sight

[sclappin]

How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[catcrumb]

[mgs5]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[treecitysessions]

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[necronomipod]

Can't just leave this in the comments

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[beiph]

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

[miles-tails-prowers-crotch]

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[lollytea]

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[scavengedluxury]

Sainsbury's dog meal and mixed dog biscuits, 1978. From the Sainsbury Archive.

[evilscientist3]

an hour after two edibles and these boxes start communicating with me telepathically

[thyrell]

sainsburys dog newports

[mydearalgeria]

Algeria. Bejeweled hands of a Tuareg woman, near Tamanrasset. Frans Lemmens.

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[tina-snow]

megan thee stallion as zidler in moulin rouge! the musical (march 24 - may 17)