Middle-aged women.

Lucy, 30, Gay, England. Middle aged women have stolen my heart. Cate Blanchett is Queen! Come talk to me. Sideblog: nyx-goddess-of-night

[the-possibleastronaut]

The journey so far...

[the-possibleastronaut]

[lottienats]

EMMA SWAN & REGINA MILLS Once Upon A Time, 'An Apple Red As Blood'

[luckybarry21]

GAYYYY

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[isatpanart]

Wenclair of my heart♡

I saw the reference on Pinterest and thought it could be them.

(Remember, if u want a drawing of your favorite characters, send me a dm!)

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[wheezecheese]

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

[agatha-art]

Art by Paiges_of_Art

[baddingtonbitch]

made this in protest of censorship

[sprinkledsalt]

Some women will never want children in their life in any meaningful capacity. They don't want to give birth. They don't want to adopt. They don't want to be the fun auntie. They don't want to be a godmother. They don't want to work in a field with children. They will never change a child's diaper and don't believe their lack of childcare skills is a problem that needs fixing, because childcare is not a crucial part of the human experience, with billions of people on the planet. They go about their day while only seeing kids out at the grocery store or at the park, and nothing is missing from their lives.

The refusal to accept this is driving a global right-wing backlash movement.

[schwinns-second-law-deactivated]

saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

[noah-wyles]

[nikkitana]

[ID: SpongeBob and Patrick, but SpongeBob has been replaced with an "Ao3 is down for maintenance" notice.

Ao3: What do you normally do when I'm gone?

Patrick: Wait for you to get back.

End ID]

[thewriterofawesomeness]

[ID: the how much could one banana cost, $10? Meme edited to say, “It’s one ao3 maintenance, Michael. How long could it take, an hour?” End ID]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[whitakerforever]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[digital-magus]

Happy 7th birthday Marceline! Your mom is a tumblrina and probably named you after a cartoon vampire <3

[withoutaconscienceorafilter]

happy 8th

[irmavep11]

you know, i've had this kicking around half-finished for a bit but they were so hot in these past two episodes that now i feel like i need to literally go back to the drawing board with like a dozen better ideas

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[the-enchanted-little-star]

Yeah, me too!

[fluffehwuffeh]

eyepatch

[treecitysessions]

Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant