One lucky runt

Skyler. Asexual 29. good God its weird being here again.

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[thethreemustyfears]

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[markthekng]

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

[markthekng]

Her genuine reaction to Simon getting Iron Lunged:

[zzoupz]

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

[eunisyn]

"All this for lil ol' me?"

[taumoebros]

finally face to face.

[PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3] [PART 4] [PART 5]

[taumoebros]

an open door tunnel…

bonus:

[PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3] [PART 4]

[taumoebros]

pre-meeting contact —

bonus:

[PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[depsidase]

[itszonez]

DOLLY PARTON | The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) dir. Colin Higgins

[themythicalcodfish]

what the FUCK did Jolene look like

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[taumoebros]

clearing the air . . .

bonus:

additional note: gotta give some flowers while I’m here. if you’re interested in something similar to my biodome neighbors au, @hana-loves-bumblebees coincidentally made a similar fic series: How to introduce your humans, a guide by (mostly) Adrian the Eridian. recommend checking it out if you want more : )

[PART 1] [PART 2]

[afterword]

[biglawbear]

This is really funny on dark mode

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[naamahdarling]