"Any Dream Will Do"

Music graduate trying to survive the Mass Pike daily. The horrors of the service industry help keep me on track for teacher licensure. Mostly. ADHD at 21. Now 28. I will always love Young Justice but I reblog whatever I like at that impulsive moment. I will randomly post about my private life in detail. Sorry. Ask if you want to know more about anything.

[bubblegum-gf]

I told my mom like 7 years ago that I had a tumblr blog and she's like can you monetize that and I'm like no and she's still to this day like can you monetize your blog and I don't know how to explain that this isn't A Blog this is unmonetizable rpf shitposting to gay bitches online

[bubblegum-gf]

Do any of you gay bitches online wanna join my ponzi scheme

[the-haiku-bot]

Do any of you

gay bitches online wanna

join my ponzi scheme

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oliviawhen]

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

[dogposts]

playin catch

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[chortlebot]

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[pupucino]

follow your dreams at a sustainable pace

[alhilton]

500 words a day gets the novel written

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[yellow-cat]

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

[counting-horses]

This post contains 16 horses!

🥕 @yellow-cat

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

Posts are selected by humans, processed automatically and queued to post. Click the link for more information about each horse. You can send a link or text to be counted to my ask box.

[yellow-cat]

can you stop counting my horses and come play with me

[counting-horses]

Counting horses is my favorite game but since you asked we can play touys instead

[yellow-cat]

yayayayyy ^__^ whee! haha

[farm-paws]

Everyone stop what you’re doing and look at Rhubarb. She’s perfect.

[artbylittlebug]

[ryebreadedd]

Splatoon universe garfielfd

[snailveil]

Then this is Odie.

[possum-down]

sorry couldn’t stop thinking about them in stats class

[kropotkindersurprise]

you know how it is

[kropotkindersurprise]

it's chew on her fin chewsday

[loucifersbitch]

if you need me, i’ll be sobbing on the floor. humans, man

[tall]

[gay--dog]

was looking for something earlier and i didnt find it but i did find this thing so thats good

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[seralicetarrant]

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...