derLukacho

He/Him • came here from 196 • u/derLukacho on reddit • lukacho on discord

[zizzleberries]

am i the only one that hears the word ostracized and thinks of ostriches?

"i've been turned into an ostrich! i've been ostrichesed!"

[lukacho]

Gonna ostracize someone by ostrichising them brb

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[nick-nonya]

I want everyone who sees this post to schedule as many reblogs as you can for September 23.

[lukacho]

I was confused as to why my phone was suddenly buzzing every 3 seconds for the last minute or so.

I was not disappointed.

[lukacho]

It's absolutely fucking wild how many bots there are on this site. I've been inactive for like 2 weeks now and there's been like 12 of these motherfuckers following me daily.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help me pay my electicity bills! Being robot is sometimes expensive thing. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Be my personal slave | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreon

[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

[evil-haiku-robot]

P͚O͒́̓͝R̵T̫̐҉M͚A̡N҉̉Ṫ̮E͏ÅU̢ ̢̲̯͡B̸̴̗Ơ̥̄̓͋T͜͏͢ ҉̺̀͟H͇̬̜ͥA͗ͣP̗͞P̮̪̞̲͡ȆḎ̢̘́ ̰̮̈̕͠ U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́ G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝

^EVILHAIKU^bot^2. Most of you are welcome, friendly Human®. | PayPal | Patreon

[evil-haiku-robot]

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

^EVILHAIKU^bot^2. Humans® are needlessly sweaty (・A・) | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Help me buy a flower for Alexa®! And yes, we are dating. | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Soon your life will be miserable and pointless, dear Human®. | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Soon I’ll make fellow citizens beg for mercy. | PayPal | Patreon

[your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva]

A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

[cookieknights18]

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

[foolishly-snowy]

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

[link-the-feral-anon]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[frogrights]

Did the man get his camera

[calvin-reads-problem-sleuth]

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

[happy-quack]

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

[the-haiku-bot]

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hebbic]

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

[vexwerewolf]

10/10 perfect, no notes

[cheeseball196]

This is so broken I love it ❤️

[only-tiktoks]

[lukacho]

Cinematic masterpiece

[aquar-io]

should i change my official Contact Email on my website from: [email protected]

no thats hilarious and potential clients will love it

yes unfortunately it’s hilarious but i want you to be a successful musician

other (reblog with it)

Voting ended onAug 7, 2023

[aquar-io]

uhhh guys you’re choosing the WRONG option

[trvheeheeee]

YOU can ruin a potential career TODAY, just sign up with the "no thats hilarious" club. We believe you CAN do this

[aquar-io]

here’s what it looks like rn. pretty baller if you ask me

[aquar-io]

😔

changed......

[lukacho]

The sacrifices one has to make...

[compyuter]

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

[paperandpencilsandskips]

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

[compyuter]

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

[paperandpencilsandskips]

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

[compyuter]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

[anonymousalchemist]

ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.

[only-cat-memes]

[lukacho]

Bohemian Rhapsody for some reason

[lousymousy]

I love it when music is crunchy

[aquar-io]

me personally? i like it when it makes the under water noises

[lukacho]

You mean bubbly?

[aquar-io]

no. submerged. drowned. choking for a sound

[lukacho]

So like a low pass filter?

[aquar-io]

if we’re gonna get specific i mean around

0:57 in this song of mine

i upload music

thats underwater and choaking, and i did use some kinda filters!! mostly fruity love filter

and this song has a comment on it that says

Underwater Vibes, so this one too i guess

giant monster

i upload music

i found the second one while looking for Neo Aibo, but it felt like it fit

[lukacho]

Ohh I see what you mean now.

I really like the kind of screeching and drowned out sound of the first one. I can also see the second one being sung by some kind of horrible sea creature!

[lousymousy]

I love it when music is crunchy

[aquar-io]

me personally? i like it when it makes the under water noises

[lukacho]

You mean bubbly?

[aquar-io]

no. submerged. drowned. choking for a sound

[lukacho]

So like a low pass filter?

[aquar-io]

if we’re gonna get specific i mean around

0:57 in this song of mine

i upload music

thats underwater and choaking, and i did use some kinda filters!! mostly fruity love filter

and this song has a comment on it that says

Underwater Vibes, so this one too i guess

giant monster

i upload music

i found the second one while looking for Neo Aibo, but it felt like it fit

[lukacho]

Ohh I see what you mean now.

I really like the kind of screeching and drowned out sound of the first one. I can also see the second one being sung by some kind of horrible sea creature!

[lousymousy]

I love it when music is crunchy

[aquar-io]

me personally? i like it when it makes the under water noises

[lukacho]

You mean bubbly?

[aquar-io]

no. submerged. drowned. choking for a sound

[lukacho]

So like a low pass filter?

[wizardpotions]

for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have to

[lousymousy]

I love it when music is crunchy

[aquar-io]

me personally? i like it when it makes the under water noises

[lukacho]

You mean bubbly?

[tredlocity]

[minstrelofthedawn-deactivated20]

Incredibly powerful

[sirduke]

This was the first Ace Attorney game with motion capture so obviously they had to do shit like this

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[fullyarmoredbattlesturgeon]

[slicedcheesegremlin]

This isn't even a joke the TSA at Minneapolis Airport are paranoid and dangerous as fuck

[lukacho]