i have more sideblogs than fingers

☆24 & built different☆

[big--naturals]

⚠️warning⚠️ this transgender faggot on the internet will permanently alter your vocabulary options. would you still like to befriend them?

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[airoehead]

that’s really great man

[clara-the-cat]

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

[hypokeimena]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

????????????

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is killing me....does this person think comparing cops to pigs is sexually motivated? helpme

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[no-one-offical]

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[the-chessur-cat]

Ryland Grace is akin to Laika. “After placing Laika in the container and before closing the hatch, we kissed her nose and wished her bon voyage, knowing she would not survive the flight.” They loved Grace when they sent him. All of earth and all the workers and Stratt, especially.

On the contrary, Simon is akin to Felicette. “The data from the mission was of good quality, and Felicette survived the flight but was euthanized two months later for examination of her brain.” They did not love Simon. They chose to call him something else to not make attachments. They believed science was worth more than a few lives. They trained and sent multiple cats. Multiple convicts. They could have got him back fine, but they wanted him dead.

[iphigeniacomplex]

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again

[shitty-fanfic-prompts]

Cars regency au. It's called Carriages and goes about as well as you might imagine.

[insecuregodcomplex]

[twoguysonebeartrap]

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[unwastelandunbaby]

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

[timelooplesbianlesbianlooptime]

if people think mcvadi is toxic, they’d be appalled to find out about the other really famous lesbian ship involving fiona dourif