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[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

[quinkkill]

Unfortunately me until Thursday

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

[romint-drake]

How it started

How it's going

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

[lovwren]

Butch ayda truthers rise up‼️‼️

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i am at a complete loss as to how to adequately express to you how much this cat throws up yeah

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[magnhild]

(squinting at this and doing a quick wikipedia) what are they talking about pride is universa- oh. hm.

we don't even have pride at all bestie we've just got lgbt history month in october, the mardi gras parade, and wear it purple day, as far as national queer holidays go......:(

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[bean-there-before]

hj continuously trying to take his shirt off while lavonte pulls it back down over his body and then blocks his bare chest from his view meanwhile madelaine is just watching blatantly and supporting him

[oneheadtoanother]

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

FMK - In order

The wound, the past, the ghost

The past, the ghost, the wound

The ghost, the wound, the past

The wound, the ghost, the past

The past, the wound, the ghost

The ghost, the past, the wound

Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onMay 17

[astraltrickster]

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[daughter-of-sapph0]

i'd rather every single person on earth have free, reliable, easily accessible, and judgment free access to hrt, even if they regret taking it later, than have one single trans person kill themselves because they can't access or afford or are prevented from taking hrt!!!! i'll forcefem a thousands cismen before i let one trans girl die!!!!

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[escuerzoresucitado]

[foone]

Friendly reminder that Popeye is bigender, because their gender is "amphibious".

And when the official Popeye Twitter account was asked what Popeye's pronouns were, Popeye answered:

I ain't use pronouns on account o' all me nouns are amateurs!

Popeye is a non-binary icon, and that's a fact.

[tuttle-did-it]

Okay, lads.

Who knew Popeye was one of us and didn't bother to fucking tell me

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Most grandmothers are" FUCKING SAVAGE

[katzedecimal]

These are from E. C. Segar, too, the inventor of Popeye. Nor was it a one-off; it was referenced many, many times throughout the original run of the strip before Segar's death. E. C. Segar meant for Popeye to be canon non-binary.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all guys have a shirt which is their best shirt. that's just guys for ya...

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(muttering to myself as i put on an outfit which is my best shirt with my best pants) i didn't need to go this hard...

[hometoursandotherstuff]