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VICTORIAN

(Mary Jones, 1836. Transphobic caption cropped out.)

FASHION

(Unidentified woman, c. 1840s)

DOESN’T BELONG

(Unidentified woman, 1850s)

TO

(Unidentified woman, 1860s.)

WHITE

(Unidentified woman, early 1870s)

WOMEN

(Unidentified woman, early 1880s)

PERIOD

(Officers of the Women’s League in Newport, Rhode Island. 1899.)

anyone who says otherwise can come take it up with me. these images are just scratching the surface. there are so many

crpl-pnk

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

crpl-pnk

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

gunsandfireandshit

firelorcl

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

derangedrhythms

“Things seem to go wrong in May. Perhaps it’s the moon.”

— Virginia Woolf, from ‘The Voyage Out’

hauntedhearse

I made this meme to represent how it feels dealing with chronic illness. ∞

fullbottles

(loves men but in an unmistakably bisexual way)

thewitchking

#higher standards for kindness#lower standards for height if this ain’t me…

skarchomp

*wakes up and turns on my giant complicated yet charming series of rube goldberg machines that make my breakfast but i mess up the combination and get scorching hot eggs tossed in my face*

maxknightley

Pretty fucked up to see people uncritically reblogging this when OP’s automated hedge-trimmer rendered all my topiaries cubist as well as slicing my belt in two, causing my pants to fall down and reveal a whimsically-patterned pair of boxer shorts :/

heavyweightheart

the phrase “eating healthy” causes me physical pain. grammatically agonizing. scientifically bogus. paternalistic and stigmatizing. revolting

dearmyblank

Dear past self,

You fucking idiot.

tamper

chewbacca

Dolly Parton in an interview with 60 Minutes from 1986

officialdamonalbarn

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

officialdamonalbarn

THANK YOU

hickeywiththegoodhair

somebody please explain

dykemisspiggy

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

iwilltrytobereasonable

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

caecilius-est-pater

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

crtter

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

midnightvoyager

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit