Ilya gets off on chirping everyone and one of the things that makes him annoying is that he ALWAYS has a come back for when someone tries to start shit. you are not getting through that skin he will roast you until you are a husk who forgot why you tried to chirp Ilya Rozanov in the first place, and his team mates are NOT SPARED.
but but but Luca 'butter wouldn't melt' Haas snapping at Ilya at practise one day calling him an old man and everyone holds their breath waiting for Ilya to snap back, but he just tears up and grabs Luca by the cheeks and plants obnoxious kisses all over his head sobbing "you are my SON i BIRTHED YOU my BABY BOY I am so PROUD mama bird you chirp SO GOOD" and Luca just wants to die while everyone looses their shit laughing
