deepthroat kitchen

came here to have a good time but i’ll be honest i’m failing miserably (she/her/hers)

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

whos sequencing dna in my sheet music

[gwennovynne]

the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion

[byjove]

Biblical…..

[tlirsgender]

Listen if somebody just doesn't want to eat animal products that'd be literally fine but vegans always make it into a morality thing which is inherently racist tbh & also like, being against leather wool etc is literally just fucking stupid if you know how it works at all especially when the alternatives are *checks notes* plastic

[tlirsgender]

Advocate for animal welfare, not animal rights. Advocate for sustainable farming & environmental protection which, btw, includes giving the land back to people who know how to work it properly. Advocate for better conditions for workers. Etc etc etc. But if you're *morally opposed* to just, the act of anyone consuming another animal or its [wheeze] "labor"? At all? You're fucking stupid. Sorry

[e8luhs]

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.

[coolgirlepicblog-deactivated202]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

love this. you get bored so you just start eating some guy

[wlwrising]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

she's so right

[falseobject]

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

[toastbutteregg]

what on earth

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[unalivejournal]

she unzipped my pants but my peanus was shy and ran away

[unalivejournal]

@ghosttiel its too late….

[awkwardtrekphotos]

[katpurglar]

You ever wish you could go back in time and ask the costume makers what they were thinking?

[protectspock]

they were thinking that this fucks, next question. 

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[silly-slacker-person]

Posts that changed the timeline

[valtsv]

my thoughts are like a clearance sale

[valtsv]

once it’s gone it’s gone

[okayysophia]