Coffee abuser

I'm just an old man having a slice of fun pie In a relationship

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[perspectiv8]

matching icons for u and ur crew

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[grumpdargon]

Fan theory: Rose was savage as fuck and only played dumb to get away with it.

[catsuggest]

[liamsen]

!!!!THIS ACTUALLY HAS A REASON!!!

The most people put the water bowl next to the food bowl. This makes the water soiled from the cats point of view! Why? Because outdoors water is often contaminated if dead meat is next to it (aka an animal corpse, cat food)

If you put the water bowl next to the cat food the cat is worrying due to it’s instincts that the water could poison it.

That’s the reason why cats often prefered water that’s far away from the food source. Even toilet water seems cleaner and less dangerous for them!

Solution? In our home the water bowl is in another room. While the food bowl is in the kitchen, the water is in the bed room. Since we changed that our cats are drinking much more water and seemed even healtheir because of that!

[bamfcoyotetango]

@j-and-theflash maybe this is why our kitties insist on our cups?

[the-rain-monster]

I keep the cat’s water in the same room but on a different wall and our cat is fine with that distance. She rarely drank water before that.

[jumpingjacktrash]

huh, good to know!

[goat-yells-at-everything]

That’s REALLY good to know!!

Sparta has an issue with bladder crystals because he doesnt drink enough water and no one ever mentioned this possiblity! I’m gonna move his water away from his food and see how that works out. Thanks!!!

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

wish i would get thirstfollowed. but y’all only follow me cuz i’m funny and brilliant or whatever

[frottinq]

We can't get rid of slavery, the economy will collapse!

We can't get rid of child labor, the economy will collapse!

We can't have 8 hour work days, the economy will collapse.

What? The workers want TWO days off a week? Don't they know the economy will collapse?

[frottinq]

basically if a capitalist says the economy will collapse because of a reform that will help workers, you don't need to believe them, also it's gonna collapse anyway, that's what it does under capitalism.

[gaycism]

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

[archgayge]

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

[gaycism]

[paxamericana]

[shinosarna]

Ex fucking cuse me?

[peter-b-tired]

[kalevala17-deactivated20201116]

There. I fixed it.

[lovable-loser]

fun fact! using misleading graphics like this is seen as intentionally distorting the news in journalism, and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal, if not just completely unethical

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?

Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue

[ineffablyaro]

HEY @to all the arophobes

I know a lot of arophobes will come for me, but I have intelligence at my side, which they, seem to lack💁‍♀️

(In response to all the arophobia I've been seeing on my posts)

[lung-destroyer]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

imagine water didnt reflect shit n was clear always and you could look at the ocean from above and see literally every huge fucky looking thing that lives in it no matter how deep. you fly over the pacific once and never sleep again for the rest of your life. its really the little things that make this planet habitable huh

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thepeoplesmanifesto]

Schools: don’t teach those skills anymore

Stuff: is made to not be repairable

Tools & Materials: are priced as a luxury

Working Hours: have expanded to take up a lot of people’s whole day and weekends

Wages: have stagnated so that everyone has to work full time

“News” media: Your dad is better at DIY than you, ya dick!

[redfeathered]

lets not forget:

Your parents: have never actually taught you any of those things either

[graylish]

art is pretty cool. you know what else is cool? not getting burned out or sick. take breaks

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

op youre gonna be alive and doing art long after the rest of us have succumbed to exhaustion and idk scurvy probably

[incrediblysincere]

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

[muldertorture-deactivated202104]

The funny thing about that is that he wouldn’t wait for you to respond regardless of what you intended to say

[incrediblysincere]

so would any man in the world hes not special