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i just found a karaoke track for “no children” by the mountain goats. could you imagine being in a bar on like a saturday night and someone gets up to do karaoke and starts to sing That. i’d be like sir are you okay

jvlianbashir

*pulls this bad boy up on the karaoke machine to let everyone in the bar know i have intense relationship issues and self-destructive tendencies*

#this is the exact song walt would sing at karaoke #waltcore

nicolascas

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Red Right Hand | Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

#this... is a very serious waltpost #; music

>>> enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten……… <<<

low activity crack rp blog for WALTER WHITE from BREAKING BAD

#brba rp #breaking bad rp #walter white #breaking bad #rp promo #is this good? no. do i care? also no.#yes i have a reply to get to i will get to that

vibe check!!!!!!!! *milo one inch punches walter fartwell right in the jeans*

“Hah!” Walt exclaims, holding up a pair of jeans like a matador taunting a bull. “You punched the wrong place! I shouldn’t have expected any better. How bold of you to assume I wear any form of pants.”

Turning around to put his jeans away, he flashes his bare ass and lets out a raucous symphony of flatulence.

#buffaloskullzprimary #replies #nsfw ish #maybe? not really

stimman4000

*giving a speech at a funeral and i pull out a handkerchief to dab at my eyes but it’s one of those clown handkerchiefs and i use a new one for each tear*

#waltcore

xthedanger

Cough, cough, cough AGAIN.

Weed. Who knew this would smell so… horrible. And feel so… good.

lungsbad

Walt wasn't sure what he was expecting when he walked into the room. Certainly, he wasn't expecting a younger version of himself, head full of hair, attempting to smoke a stick of... what was that? Weed? A joint so poorly rolled that it appeared to be more like a cracked piece of incense or a shriveled penis than anything that could contain marijuana.

He stared in disgust at the younger him's shitty excuse of a joint, scowling. "Really? A whole cabinet full of opioid cancer medicine and you try marijuana? Vicodin pills, yet you try to roll a joint? Who do you think you are? A drug dealer?" He drops his groceries onto the couch near the younger him. "Weed. Unbelievable. I would've expected this from Jesse, not a younger version of myself. Unacceptable."

#reply #xthedanger #nsfw ish #rp; into the heisenverse

vomara

all da things i could do ta u baby

#waltcore

“ watch out walt!! there’s a strong female character behind you!!! ”

Walt leaps out of his seat, his head smacking the ceiling like a bowling ball. “Hah?” He shrieks, turning around to face Jade. “Oh, it’s just you, Jade. How pathetic, I thought you meant a strong female character.”

Little did Walt know that while his head hit the ceiling like a bowling ball, he didn’t manage to drop back to the ground. He’s now trapped to the ceiling like a child’s lost birthday balloon. He slowly starts to drift backwards, to the wall and out the window, before floating away into the stratosphere.

#yes this makes no sense but i'm posting it anyway #lwyrsdaughter #answered

hey y’all, this blog is a crack walter white blog. we’re open for prompts!

#breaking bad rp #brba #cmon lets go #shitpost walter arise.#though i'd really like it if you read the rules.#not mandatory because tbh i follow fairly general ones.#just for specifics.

jakemorph

cool google images find

#walt whenever jesse speaks #waltcore

rouxls

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

#walt trying to fuck carmen after skyler fucked ted #waltcore #nsfw ish