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professionalchaoticdumbass

IT

octal-alchemist

FUCKEN

y4wnd3r3

WIMDY

radiofreederry

Yeah it’s a real mystery who might have dumped and set alight a bunch of documents in the dumpster behind the offices of the indicted Attorney General who was just served a subpoena by the legislature. Hope we can solve this one folks!

cryptid-sighting

Too bad they bought the kind of security cameras that only turn on when there's a fire instead of running all the time or they might have seen the person who did this

2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104

um. cut him in half

gorbling

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

anistarrose

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

gaygraviturgist

me: oh cool i got a new follower, i hope it isnt a porn bot

salinamarcil805:

liberalsarecool

Look at every city. The nicest buildings are usually the post office and the library.

We need libraries. They are a reflection of our society. Cops do not need more money, especially at the expense of libraries.

Eric Adams will never feel shame. He is drawn to decisions that are horrible for society.

the-inevitable-minor-fires

The New York Public Library has saved exponentially more lives than the New York Police Department. Fuck all the way off with your fascist mayor.

gamwthnzwhmou

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

animentality

catchymemes

alostchord

Here’s the update post, for those who were curious.

maggi-cube

dwgif

DOCTOR WHO (2005-) “Turn Left” (4.11)

shamebats

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out by the Onion.

rocketotaku-deactivated20240529

The people deserve to see screenshots of the best ones

roach-works

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

roach-works

i am looking into your eyes, i am holding your hand. i absolutely promise.

if you can just live long enough, your soul will build your body into a home. you will live there and you will find a way to be at peace. it’s worth the time and it’s worth the work. i promise.