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emily / 25 / ♏ / bi / she/her ig: @knavishghoul

[evilvillain123456789]

amazing news all-- humanity has made first contact with another sapient species, and we just smoked those motherfuckers. even better, we looked at their brains and turns out they feel 10 times the emotions we do which means they felt 10 times more hurt and betrayed when we opened fire on them

[thirdpunch]

https://twitter.com/ecto_fun?s=21&t=nA8d8uJ0hUefFyhCyqRjTg

[iamoutofideas]

[powerfulwizard]

Don’t forget this New Years that driving under the influence is good for your health and makes driving more fun.

[powerfulwizard]

My car keys when I’m 14 drinks in at the end of New Years night

[muddy3001]

GOOD GIRLS eat bugs like fruitflys and beetles. BAD GIRLS eat plastic, bottles, , etc.

[thyrell]

he might have his own way of looking at women

[jame7t]

Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏

*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye

[jame7t]

post uncanceled. if women want to take me apart sexual style then well ok. #feminism

[egberts]

[remanedur]

[the-arcade-doctor]

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

[totallynotgayforyou]

[telltaletypist]

saying "fentanyl" to a cop and it blasts him back like a fus roh dah

[escuerzoresucitado]

[came2slide]

avocado toast with egg & smoked salmon

[powerburial]

Therapist: so...how have you been? Any improvement since last week?

Me: Shaka... when the walls fell

Therapist: Oh. Can we skip this part this time?

[raremikey]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[slitherpunk]

less early access steam games and more girly access steam games (i don't know what this means)

[laughingsquid]

The Worst Attraction in Every State

[celestialmomma-deactivated20230]

Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—

Jesus H. Christ

[humblegrub]

get in everyone we’re going on a roadtrip