Arty Blog

Just drawin' (he/him)

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[omg-saberkitsune]

artist-Vinne

[dummy-dot-exe]

by みちひろ@michihirogswr

[tetsubouya]

my commission

skeb https://skeb.jp/@bebop_sensen

[transmechanicus]

Never let some invisibly wrinkled centuries old bloodsucker give you shit for being new bitch on the block. They think they’re sooo mighty and powerful bc they’ve survived for sooo long when like 90% of that timeframe there weren’t any guns or cameras or borders so they could kill some random defenseless lady, fuck off 1 village east, and nobody would blink an eye. Now you pop around the block for a lazy bite to eat and 8 electric eyeballs bear witness to your target pulling iron and filling your gut with 9mm rounds before activating an international manhunt on your ass. Camarilla execs haven’t ever dealt with this shit personally. Some of these dusty motherfuckers predate widespread literacy and have never budged from their Embrace city and it damn well shows. I’d like to see one of London’s mutant ass 5th gen’s go without a kine proxy for a week in the modern day. They’ll guaranteed fumble the hunt after centuries of Doordashing their drinks and get inquisitors with phosphor rounds driving them out of their safe space. Can’t drive, no ID, no credit card, no records, not a fucking drop of patience for interacting with mortals, good fucking luck starting up in a new city much less getting to it. Call me an insolent whelp again bitch i’ll run you over with my car and selfie your broke and steamrolled ass to the groupchat #GoGrampa

[demilypyro]

two streamers start their streams at the same time and they're wearing each other's clothes and they're covered in lipstick marks

[demilypyro]

[dat-soldier]

cold case

[lmaonade]

elf oc drawing for YOU 🫵

[selfmaderibcageman]

my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.

[bish0ps]

[ozempicofficial]

[avakkins-alter]

#zzzero | Chitos

[ashtrayolsen]

PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT

source?

[kawatooo]

[melonflavored]

Im like that dude in home stuck who has to eat poisonous slime that makes him high or else his base instinct make him start killing all his friends

[melonflavored]

That's like the only thing I remember from that comic because i think about it and im always like ok, that has to be based off a real guy the author knew

[alwaysalreadyangry]

my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”

[fruitycasket]

[pangur-and-grim]

HE’S TAKING MY TEABAG