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[utopians]

Dudes at the gym love to sit on a machine on their phones for thirty to forty years

[junkyarded]

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living

[nonlynear]

i dont have the gene that makes you care about spiderman

[danhumphrey]

unreliable greek chorus

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[butterflypeaflowertea]

maybe i am a normal girl or maybe i have some kind of repulsive evil in me that everyone is just too polite to point out

[pointnclick]

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

[katabasiss]

do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home

[eiralivered]

she has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in alcoholic captains of doomed arctic expeditions

[cryptotheism]

"You should be at the club" in all honesty I think I was supposed to be some sort of eccentric monk. Either way I'm pulling no bitches.

[stuckinapril]

I’m fine

[stuckinapril]

I need divine intervention

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[sandersstudies]

How to tell a person “hey you are responding to a narrative that you’ve made up in your head rather than what’s actually happening” without sounding like a gaslighter.

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[kosmogrl]

[sprinkledsalt]

It does just get me that a serial rapist is the most powerful person in the world after defeating women twice, with an administration full of misogynists and abusers, and a lot of self-described progressives on here are shocked and appalled at American women daring to be angry at men and not bothering to add “not all men uwu” to every post they make about misogyny. It always comes back to the same shit as viewing women’s anger as worse than misogyny and violence against women—a hysterical overreaction to men’s abuse.

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea