For any young people sick of all the woke bull crud being pushed by the Mainstream Media, I am starting a new account called Patriot Rizz!

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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For any young people sick of all the woke bull crud being pushed by the Mainstream Media, I am starting a new account called Patriot Rizz!
you know that post like “all carp look like they would have a french accent if they spoke words” all snapping turtles look like they would have the voice of a 64 year old chain smoker in a white fedora drunk off his mind at a vegas casino
COUGH COGUGH BLEHHHAH HAAAHHH YA THINK YA CAAN MAKE A BET BETTA THAN ME KID ?IVE BEEN DOIN THIS SONG AND DANCE FAH 25 YEEAAHS! TOPPA DA CHAAARTS I KNOW DIS PLACE INNSAIDE N OUHT. IF YA THINK YA GOT DA BALLS TO GO UP GAINST THE KING’A DIS CASTLE WHY YOUSE IS MORE STUPID THAN MY GRANSON TRYIN TO GET AN ENGLISH DEGREE HAA HAA HAAAUUUR BBELLEEH AHHCCK COUGH
Wait, it got better.
He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:
For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.
It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton
girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life
if you were ensured that no physical harm were to come to you and you would not be able to bring back evidence, would you rather encounter a
ghost
alien
vampire
werewolf
zombie
mermaid
fairy
cryptid (put in tags which one)
or other mythical creature (also put in tags)
25 years of ads peeled away
A warning
tomorrow
D. B. Grouper
dogy
Happy dogy (he is a Wet Beast) Wednesday
House is pregnant
good for him!!!!
it was a baby girl! what should he name her?
all VERY good suggestions!
me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish
people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk
result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish
conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.
Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.
you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else
tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
This post just turned 10 years old which is pretty fucked up actually. When I made this post people would say things like “actually supernatural only has 8 seasons” but here we are in 2023 so who’s laughing now. Not me I want to die
cooing & stroking the neighbourhood cats but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows i don’t ideologically agree with outdoor cats
i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...
do you know what is pictured in the icon of the person from whom you reblogged this?
yes
no
something else