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lavenderprose

So Harris decides to do something special for the moms of the team for Mother's Day and lines up a series of posts to go live hourly throughout the day, wherein there is a featured picture of each player's mother wearing that player's jersey and a few extra pictures provided by that player's mom--pictures from Timbits games, family vacations through the years, holidays. A few players' moms actually provide Harris with pictures of themselves in the hospital holding the newborn who would someday become an Ottawa Centaur! Super cute! And if making these posts in alphabetical order by last name means that Harris gets to make sure that his own wonderful mother-in-law goes first, well...you didn't see anything.

It's just a day of cute posts, and Ilya keeps checking to see if Yuna's post has gone live because those baby Shane pictures always hit like crack and Shane so rarely lets his parents pull them out.

Delightfully, Yuna chose one of Ilya's favorites--a VERY nineties newborn photoshoot where Shane already has a shock of black hair sticking up in all directions, and a pinched little expression on his face. He is all cheek and eyebrow, and Yuna is twenty-four and has bangs and denim overalls, and it is so nineties.

"Yuna sent Harris the Sears photo," Ilya tells Shane, giddy.

"Oh great," Shane groans.

"People are saying you make the same face when you argue with ref."

"I don't argue with the refs," Shane mutters.

"True, you have very smart and sexy Captain husband to do this for you now."

Ilya scrolls through the rest of the pictures--not to be outdone, Yuna has provided more than most. Shane in the Metros onesie that Ilya knows he was brought home from the hospital in. Yuna holding a year-old Shane in her lap, her narrow frame nearly dwarfed by his chubby body. Yuna with little Shane at what is clearly a Centaurs game, circa 1995.

The next one--he sort of wasn't expecting, but he isn't completely surprised either. His own face, smiling politely next to Yuna and David the day he flew out to Ottawa to sign some paperwork for his contract with the Centaurs. It was only the second or third time he'd seen them without Shane, and maybe the first picture they'd taken together as well. He'd been carefully cropped out of previous ones.

"Oh, that's nice," Shane mumbles. He's stopped pretending he's not looking over Ilya's shoulder, watching him scroll.

The next picture is of their wedding day, unsurprisingly--one of several pictures from that day wherein Shane and Yuna had matching misty eyes and Ilya was actually just visibly crying with his face pressed to someone's shoulder.

Lastly, Yuna in her jersey--custom-made, Hollander-Rozanov on the back and 24|81 below. She's smiling over her shoulder at some game or other, proud of it.

Then there is one more picture. Yuna's hand in frame, holding a wallet-size picture of Irina Rozanova as she was thirty-two years ago, young and smiling with a baby Ilya pressed to her cheek.

It's one of only a few pictures that Ilya knows exist of his mother, and he thought the only copy was in a frame in the room he's currently sitting in.

"Why does Yuna have tiny picture of Mama?" Ilya murmurs.

"Oh." Shane rubs the back of his neck. "She, uh, she does this thing--she has pictures of all of us in her purse. It's, like, so that she has us with her. She asked me for Irina's picture a little while ago."

In the picture, Yuna is holding Irina's picture up next to the Jumbotron broadcasting Ilya's grinning face from the season intro video.

"Oh," Ilya murmurs. "That's..."

"If you think it's weird--"

"No," Ilya snaps. "Don't even finish that sentence, Hollander. I love it."

The caption of the post reads:

Yuna Hollander, mother of #24 and mother-in-love to #81! Mama Hollander is a reformed Metros fan and a proud Ottawan who can almost always be seen in the crowd at Canadian Tire Centre cheering on the home team. We love you and your boys, Yuna! Happy Mother's Day!

The Hollander-Rozanovs also treasure the memory of Irina Rozanova, mother to #81. Happy Mother's Day, Irina.

wingsseni

#hollanov

m00neroni

Glad to announce that yes, I'm alive. Tomodachi is holding my hand through this new depressive episode, and my wolfstar have just gotten married in a lovely ceremony.

(Remus wearing a wedding dress on his own accord was the cherry on top for me.)

m00neroni

THEY HAVE A BABY NOW

#wolfstar

Glad to announce that yes, I'm alive. Tomodachi is holding my hand through this new depressive episode, and my wolfstar have just gotten married in a lovely ceremony.

(Remus wearing a wedding dress on his own accord was the cherry on top for me.)

#i'm so happy #now they need a baby #i wish mpreg was a thing here i know remus would love it #tomodachi living the dream #tomodachi life #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #lu yaps

ramslambsandwolves-deactivated2

Is Shane a slut? Absolutely. But he’s a jock and a slut and it’s important to remember both.

His lingerie is jock straps and athletic socks. He likes when his boyfriend is sweaty and kinda reeks after a hard workout. He likes sex that feels like a brutal gym session, riding Ilya until his thighs burn and pushing past it cause he’s fucking strong enough to do so. His porn searches are gym shower cruising, locker room gangbangs, frat bros in circle jerks. He gets turned on watching rugby, football, hockey, anything where men crash and bleed. He likes when he can see Ilya’s red mouth on tv, gets fucking dizzy with want if he’s on the ice to see it. Shane loves when morning warmups turn into foreplay, when his captain, pushes and pushes him like he does at night, making him run another drill and it feels like when Ilya is forcing an impossible 4th orgasm from him. If he was on Grindr his profile would say masc-for-masc / gym rat wanted. Ilya knows if he needs to butter up his boyfriend, he spends a few minutes doing push-ups, makes sure his biceps and pecs are bulging a bit before he strolls into Shane’s office (he’s asking for a PlayStation he can 100% afford but watching Shane say yes to anything cause there’s no blood traveling to his brain is much better than swiping his own card). Yeah Ilya has to remind Shane his eyes are up here when his gym tank is a little too low and Shane has comprehended 0% of what Ilya was saying. Shane gets a half chub when he wins games, is inconsolably horny when they destroy another team (3 point winning lead? Yeah Ilya knows he’s getting a late time ft call, gets to stroke Shane’s ego in a way he won’t allow publicly ; “cant believe I’m so lucky, get to have the best player in the league.”)

#hollanov

wowza8

When James becomes Headboy he just stands behind Lily and nods his head, trying to look very stern, while she scolds people for shit he’s pulled a thousand times.

#jily

imsodishy

One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️

call that the Hollander Goodbye

penandinkprincess

thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏

sweetshirebones

Ilya, some indeterminate time in the future, chasing after their toddler whose instinct is to do a runner the moment everyone starts standing too long, thus perfecting the Hollander Goodbye early: wow…genetic

penandinkprincess

listen i love a little jealous shane as much as the next gal, but i think a funnier and unexplored element is that when they're out in public, ilya is just so obviously wildly uninterested in anyone else if shane is there (and even if he isn't!!) that it's not even like. fucking POSSIBLE to flirt with him.

he wasn't even WITH SHANE YET and he was still in a club giving this beautiful and flirty woman the bitchiest "can i help you???" look of all time because she was interrupting his "reading over my situationship's text thread with me" time.

IN THE CLUB, MIND YOU!!

after he and shane are together??? game OVER.

if shane is there with him before he's had enough and goes home, there could be a three ring circus coming through full of marching bands and full frontal and ilya WOULD. NOT. NOTICE.

HE DOES NOT CARE.

YOU ARE NOT SHANE. GET AWAY FROM HIM.

EW.

wildthoughtappeared

Also, the instances of Shane’s jealousy seem pretty normal, so to speak. We have:

Bitchy comment about ‘who’ Ilya was doing after being ghosted for six months

Being uncomfortable while Ilya is talking about hooking up with Svetlana who ‘knows everything about hockey’.

The club scene.

Getting upset when Ilya talks about marrying Svetlana for citizenship.

Meanwhile, we have Ilya getting huffy over a single text from Rose, and remaining so even after Shane says they only had sex twice and both times were complete disasters. Which Ilya clearly doesn’t believe, because to him sex with Shane is the best he’s ever had, so what do you mean ‘she’s not looking for a repeat performance’? He’s never heard such an outrageous lie in all his life.

penandinkprincess

the idea of ilya being SO mad specifically because he thinks shane is lying about it being a disaster is SO funny.

this is literally Sex With Shane!!! no chance it was bad!! it's Sex With Shane!! the fucking crack cocaine of sexual experiences!! the worst it's ever been between them was in las vegas, and that was purely in the before and in the drop afterwards, and after the tuna meltdown, which again!! only went bad afterwards!!. the middle?? EXCELLENT. AS EVER. if rose has experienced Sex With Shane, there is ZERO chance she won't want it again!! ilya got roped in for YEARS by the power of Sex With Shane! that woman is trying to worm her way back in text by text to get back in on Sex With Shane and ilya KNOWS IT. >:(

deathstars

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

deathstars

Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you

brigwife-deactivated20240426

spaceoology-deactivated20181211

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS RIGHT THERE JESUS CRUST

brigwife-deactivated20240426

jesus crust

ticktoast

trashchancosplay

I SWEAR IN THIS FANDOM WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERY OCCASION

shadysadie

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

floralbearies

Wolfstar happy dance

Lupin and Padfoot are having a dance party!

I watched a clip of the 101 Dalmatians last week it triggered a 5 hour long hyper focused procreate session.

I’ve always wanted to try their animation feature. This was fun!

I don’t have a fic in particular in mind for it, let me know if it fits a story!

#wolfstar

tautline-hitch

OKAY FINE. Spin for a kink. You’ve just noticed this in the tags of an e-rated fic you were going to read.

How are we feeling?

YES this is IT this is my THING

Oh fun!

Sure, why not

Not really my deal but I can go with it

Nah, not feeling it

NOPE.

Vanilla extract (I don't read kink / I don't read e-rated fic / nuance / results

Voting ended onApr 30

Preemptively, in case this gets away: Be cool in the notes.

#gags #lol #i mean absolutely yes #but lol

barbie-verse

heated rivalry twitter (21/?) in case you ever wondered "does ilya ever forget to switch over to the lily account?"

philcollinsenjoyer

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

kardamonich

🤏🤏🤏

#wolfstar

thisnerdetteoverthere-blog

Headcanon that for an anniversary or perhaps their retirement, Harris is editing a video for Ilya & Shane showcasing their relationship and their dedication to the game and so on. The clips are mostly gathered from outtakes or snippets filmed on roadtrips, post/pre gams, in the locker rooms, during practice, at team gatherings etc.; it‘s hilarious, most of the team and assorted guests have a good laugh at it, mainly bc ilya and shanes bickering is highly entertaining while at the same time, it‘s spicked with very sweet moments causing soft smiles all around, perhaps some gentle ribbing by team mates and friends - „wow roz, you‘re so whipped“, „who knew hollander had this much rizz “ - but towards the end, the clips become older and on screen ilya & shane become younger until it‘s a montage, meticulously collected and edited to show a competetive smirk during face off, every hint of a smile or wink (in ilyas case) during interview snippets, award show poses together, all star games show offs - and ilya and shane just get quiet for a sec with tears in their eyes, because while it should feel kinda weird to have such old footage dug up, they don‘t really have a lot of photos from their first years together as they deleted everything in fear of being found out, and now their friend made the effort to give at least something back to them - and while their friends - or family really, at this point- around them is still joking, partly still bewildered by how long those two have been together, shane and ilya just sit there, leaning into each other, shane softly caressing ilyas wedding ring in their interwoven hands

#hollanov

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