High Thoughts

thoughts while stoned, high, or shit faced

[loshagina-yana7l3]

[typhwosion]

[m3sseduponweed-blog]

Don't toss a rock in a river. Throw a stoner!

Spray a child's pool with Line-X on the outside bottom.

[tie-dyed-mushrooms]

REBLOG/LIKE THIS POST IF YOU ARE A WEED/STONER BLOG

I need more weed/stoner blogs to follow Please and thank you

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[megustamemes]

[qnz1984-deactivated20220716]

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Morning Wake'n'bake Percs

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Cuckoo

I'm in that permanent state of mind as cuckoo is from Cuckoo on Netflix.

[m3sseduponweed-blog]

Tmw you realize The Regular Show was made for stoners.

[m3sseduponweed-blog]

When your weed is as Zen as you

[shitpostempire]

[weirdnessisgood]

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Mario is Peach... fuzz

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High thoughts: My game

When you smoke a bowl of some GOOD-good and you open up your game, you usually want to play it. Not wait for it to FUCKING UPDATE

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

[xekstrin]

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

[brambledboneyards]

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

[zdravomilla-deactivated20220114]

@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.

[lizaleigh]

…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?

[mollisaurus]

oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?

[vulcanology-geology]

It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.

[thepioden]

I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.

So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

Oh my god guys it’s poisonous

It is super poisonous

There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more

Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock

[nassadii]

Try this one instead. 

[naughtylittledragon]

malachite literally explodes in water does it not?

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

I… no… I think you’re thinking of pure sodium?

Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker

[reclusiveandelusive]

This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on  being you.

[aimee-b-loved]

I’m still not sure if I can fuck this rock.

[adulthoodisokay]

I’m looking into it.

[adulthoodisokay]

UPDATE:

[buzzfeed]

Today in “I’m so sorry, coworkers, it’s for Tumblr,” I brought this post to the attention of the science reporters at BuzzFeed. Dan Vergano did some research and weighed in on the question: “Can you use malachite as a dildo or is it toxic?”

The answer is “It’s probably fine, just wash it first and maybe use a bunch of lube.”

[laughterbynight]

When I first saw this post I NEVER thought it would go this far. 

[masayume85]

I think this is hands down my favorite “this is what Tumblr is” post to date.

[xekstrin]

look mom I’m famous

[m3sseduponweed-blog]

That moment when every fucking tumblr account comments on this.

[wonderfullybadjokes]

How do you get in and out of Hogwarts?

Through the Griffin-door!

[wonderfullybadjokes]

The door is really low, you might have to Slither-in.

[wonderfullybadjokes]

Make sure it doesn’t lock behind you or you might have to Raven-claw your way back out.

[wonderfullybadjokes]

I just went back out to take a smoke break. You want a Huffle-Puff?

[m3sseduponweed-blog]

@wonderfullybadjokes youd better watch your back. I know gun control is a major factor at Hogwarts. But you might still get snaped

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Bring it On: All or Sexist?

I recently chainsmoked and watched Bring it On: All or Nothing. I have noticed that every main chick in that movie are women in the most stereotypical way of divercity.