la creatures mimicking human emotion

howdy y'all 20y he he strade funni :)

[kate66s]

BOW DOWN TO THE ROYAL DUCHBAG

@yanderelovlies and Juniper

[mxchineryy]

non-existent volume huh

[m4rb13-s0d4]

*Ren and Lawrence are helping strade prepare for a yard sale going through his old shit*

Strade holding some kind of contraption:oooh! Do you know what this is

Lawrence:...a camel?

Ren: something for wine?

Strade:no it's used for meats

Ren:ooh! Ooh! Is it one of those deli meat slicers?

Strade:no

Ren: is it a sausage roller?

Strade:nope it's not a sausage roller

Ren:...uh...a sausage roller

Strade:I just said it wasn't a sausage roller

Ren:but it looks like one..

Strade:it's not a sausage roller but it goes for 452$ on marketplace

Ren:....a 452$ sausage roller?

Strade:REN! ITS NOT A FUCKING SAUSAGE ROLLER!

Ren:...is it a-ZZZGZGZGZZT *he crumpled to the ground as he gets shocked via shock collar*

Strade:for the last fucking time it's not a goddamn sausage roller! It's a ham holder!! Jesus!

Ren on the ground:..a what?

Lawrence:yeah that's my question..a what?

[lovinglylacerated]

ignore this dumb messy sketch hes just ruining my life. hes built like a soft fluffy brick shithouse and i need him carnally 😩😩

[dogpuppy]

[k1txhan]

🚭

[ascrewholymoney]

its getting hot outside

[1percentcharge]

Pirate jokes

[ascrewholymoney]

its getting hot outside

[3u1ci4l1d0l]

Lord have mercy

[trashtank]

Everyone's favourite! (Requested by a friend!)

[pictures-of-dogs]

the age old question

[needacupoftea]

[pictures-of-dogs]

[trashtank]

Everyone's favourite! (Requested by a friend!)

[byjove]

all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

[byjove]

[frog-mann]

[charlesoberonn]

Vatican City isn't a country. Fuck you.

It doesn't have a population or community. It has employees. It's basically just the Catholic Church's corporate headquarters.

If Vatican City is a country, then Google's Googleplex office is a country.

[guysimhuman]

And Europe isn’t a continent

[charlesoberonn]

Absolutely. Europe is a series of peninsulas on the western tip of Asia.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

technically, asia isn't a continent either. africa, europe and asia (or afroeurasia) are all one giant continent

[charlesoberonn]

Not since 17 November 1869.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

manmade canals aren't oceans by any stretch of the imagination

[charlesoberonn]

Tell that to the jellyfish.

[sourcreammachine]

afroeurasia briefly became a thing again in 2021

[creampunkwizard]

[m4rb13-s0d4]

I thought googleplex was a number

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[bumblebeebats]

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

[bumblebeebats]

[cutecipher]

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

[cutecipher]

he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy

[eternal-fractal]

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

[cutecipher]

fuck.

[ratbugs]

this is what it’s all about