Calmly stressed

Just your everyday Saudi Arabian kid living in Germany

[razzledazzy]

MERCY’S SANDALS LITERALLY DONT HAVE BOTTOMS THEY JUST HAVE HEELS SHE’S OUT HERE WEARING GODDAMN NOTHING ON THE FRONT OF HER FOOT FOR THE SAKE OF AESTHETIC? ANGELA THIS IS A BATTLEFIELD. 

[razzledazzy]

LOOK THEY JUST END

[cinderfell]

angela “aesthetic or die” ziegler

[durendoll]

sean spicer, a total asshole, wanted a minifridge so he wouldn’t have to drag his re-animated corpse to the cafeteria and be seen by all the people that openly mock & despise him on a daily basis, so he sent one of his assistants to go take a minifridge from an office of junior staff at the white house

and those staffers told Spicer’s messenger to go fuck himself, that’s their fridge and they actually need it because they don’t get meals at the cafeteria like spicer does

so, instead of being a reasonable human being and ordering a new one off Amazon, that asshole personally himself went to the officer at night after everyone left and stole the fridge, carrying it back to his office in the white house with his own hands

like that’s the perfect story to totally encapsulate what a complete and total joke not only this current administration is, but that the very bedrock institutions of American democracy are

it’s literally a fucking joke, they couldn’t write something as ludicrous as this on fucking Veep

[dcmultiverse]

The exterior walls of the DC Comics booth at SDCC 2017, featuring the original Teen Titans beating up Teen Titans Go!, Wonder Woman, and The Sandman.

[mabeloco]

The TT one gave me life

[guiiiermo]

Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it:

Matthew or Mathew Sarah or Sara Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie Johnathan or Johnathon

[mickie310]

Steven Stephen Hayley Haley Hailey Zac Zach Zack Garrett Garett Garret

[guiiiermo]

I can’t believe they are so many people who hate this too.

[phillovesdogs-deactivated201812]

you think thats bad

Here are 135 different ways to spell Katelyn

[anightvaleintern-blog1]

Um excuse you, 136.

[kryptonians]

That is literally child abuse

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

I’M SCREAMING

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[pkpaulshow]

[yolko]

real “mom of the year” material, sis

[fangirlfromtartarus-deactivated]

the people who defend john winchester seriously do not understand that keeping his sons from being killed isn’t even the bare minimum required of him to raise his sons properly.

and he didn’t even ensure that.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

man *waking up from 7 year coma*: doctor.. please… may you update me on what is going on in the news… what has happened while i was asleep doctor: for your own good we’re putting you back into the coma

[andrewbelami]

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

[galren]

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

[mchanzo-is-mccanon-deactivated2]

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

[warmbooze-blog]

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

*Jild

[queenbeanz]

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[andrewbelami]

The genre of their baby

[estebanwaseaten]

Easy Listening Baby

[golden-eyedghost]

Smooth Jazz Baby

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

[biff-donderglutes]

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

[deltasniper1000]

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

[inkblotsspot-deactivated2018121]

>tfw no vaporwave baby

[fernhat-official-deactivated201]

[internetopia]

This post is a journey

[frogii]

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

[superly-artificial]

ACTUAL FOOTAGE of Castiel buying clothes for the first time.

For every like a Castiel is saved.

[minajs]

you know what pisses me off? what really gets my goat? that sean bean’s birth name was shaun bean but he changed it to sean bean to screw with people. you want to know why sean bean dies in everything? because god is punishing him for this.  

[bionysus-deactivated20181019]

are you fucking kidding me

[dancingloki]

THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER LEARNED

[herestothefuturehm-deactivated2]

[weloveshortvideos]

When you get the whole class an A on the test

[flareblade2000]

[sushinfood]

oh my god i actually feel so bad for that teacher if that was the arrangement because they’re going to get in SO MUCH TROUBLE from their supervisor but SERIOUSLY that shot was SICK

[text-mode]

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

[undergroundmonorail]

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

[ayellowbirds]

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

[dr-archeville]

R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 

[mythrussy-deactivated20221011]