never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive
johnny jump-ups mini paintings 🌼
ID: three gouache paintings of purple and orange viola flowers with green leaves.
we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason
torrents work like this
i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3
unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it
i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map
i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs
this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.
crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.
please learn to torrent
An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over
always use qbittorrent, do not use bitorrent or utorrent.
IMO the best way for Wick to reappear without arousing too much suspicion is to pretend to have spent the whole time on a drunken bender.
"Yeah you told me there was no need to keep myself pure so I went to fetch the hot lion man I wanted to have sex with. Where he went afterward? I don't know, I was pretty blacked out. Kattigan? Oh you mean the wild man with the wolf? Yeah he was there too".
your twenties are not "late" to start hrt. that is a normal time to start hrt. your thirties are also a normal time to start hrt. your seventies are pretty late to start hrt, but not too late. like, statistically, that's at the end of the curve. but if you are not dead, it is not too late for hrt.
old habits
[ID: A four-panel comic of Jon and Georgie (and The Admiral, Georgie’s cat) from The Magnus Archives podcast. It’s line drawings on a white background. Jon and Georgie are exes, who broke up a number of years before the canon started, but are friendly now and currently living together.
1st panel: The couch in Georgie’s apartment. Georgie’s leaning on the back of it, while Jon sits with The Admiral napping contently in his lap. They’re drawn from the waist-up. Jon’s holding a mug, and wearing a hoodie that says “What The Ghost” with the ‘o’ in the shape of a ghost outline. The mood’s very calm and comfortable. Georgie’s looking at him with a small smile and pointing offscreen, saying, “Hey, I’m heading out for the day. See you tonight!” Jon says, “Right. Be safe, Georgie.”
2nd panel: A closer-up shot of Jon and Georgie as Jon leans backwards / Georgie gets closer and they kiss goodbye. Jon’s still holding his mug in one hand. There’s a small “-mwah!-” sound effect above their heads and the exclamation point has a little heart.
3rd panel: Audible record-scratch in drawing form. Both Georgie and Jon pull back enough to not be kissing anymore, but not much farther, staring at each other in shock. Jon’s hoodie has changed to just saying “What” (in all-caps). The Admiral, unsuspecting, is still asleep.
4th panel: Both of them startle backwards, blushing heavily. As Jon flinches he upends his mug and his drink goes everywhere. His hoodie now just says, “Shit” (in all-caps). Jon: “AH!” Georgie: “AH!” The Admiral, woken up by this ruckus with a cat equivalent of a frowny face: “Mrow!”
The chaos level is high. It is adorable.
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[A screenshot of white text on a black background, the text reads, "'I have nothing to hide.' False. You have medical history. You have financial behavior. You have location patterns. You have political views. You have relationship data. (Each one of the previous sentences begins a new line, creating emphasis.) Privacy was never about hiding crimes. It was always about owning your life. End ID]
I’ll never forget the time my parents said they were going out for a few hours, and left my siblings and me at home by ourselves (ages 9-14), and instead of going nuts or just sitting around, we all rushed and did our hair and makeup and got dressed as fancy as we could; sister pulled out the wine glasses and grape juice and made an hors d'oeuvres platter, another googled how to play poker, pulled out chips from a different game, dimmed the lights, and we set up a fancy 4-person gambling den at the kitchen table and played until my parents said they were on their way back with dinner. Then we quickly picked everything up, washed our faces, changed back into our casual clothes, and pretended nothing ever happened. They never found out.
hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"
Shout out to characters who want to be used. Shout out to characters who are so desperate to be worth something that they'll endure anything. Shout out to characters who build their entire self worth around being useful, being a tool. Shout out to characters who don't care how they are treated, as long as someone pays them any attention at all
I hope they choose a new person to be me tomorrow I kinda don’t feel like doing it
[Image ID: A screenshot of a tweet from user @ OrevaZSN that reads, "To be clear, I do not just hate generative AI. I also hate golf, lawns, space tourism, war, monoculture farming, clear cutting forests, building on fpoodplains, deep sea mining, developments that destroy habitats, and corporations bulldozing ecosystems for endless growth." End ID]
anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this
[ID: anonymous ask reading: "hey man dont killyourself .the birds". End ID.]
The Nightbird prevailed
Pink mountaineer's axe from Muromachi period, 14th century Japan
in case you where wondering why there was a heart symbol on a 14th century weapon
Image ID 1: The top haft and head of an axe edited to look like pink metal, with original heart-shaped cutouts.
Links to the original image are found in the comments.
Image ID 2: A screenshot of a wiki article stating "Since ancient times in Japan, the heart symbol has been called Inome (猪目), meaning the eye of a wild boar, and it has the meaning of warding off evil spirits. The decorations are used to decorate Shinto shrines, Buddhist temples, castles, and weapons. The oldest examples of this pattern are seen in some of the Japanese original tsuba (sword guard) of the style called toran gata tsuba (lit., inverted egg shaped tsuba) that were attached to swords from the sixth to seventh centuries, and part of the tsuba was hollowed out in the shape of a heart symbol."
The Wikipedia screenshot is the article for "Heart Symbol" and from the first subsection under History: "Similar shapes from antiquity."
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