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26 / trans woman / ADHD / Leo / unapologetically horny on main / I don’t tag anything, follow at your own risk

[senatortedcruz]

[segamascott]

i would get out and VOTE

[so-much-for-subtlety]

create a safe space for queer voices

[renslice]

engage in peaceful protest and boycott labubu for 1 day

[milf--adjacent]

I'm getting a job inside the labubu asteroid to help make change from within

[blignick]

[probablyreal]

brushbug banging out the tunes

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[fittingoutjane]

Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth.

[the-haiku-bot]

Pair this with a black

skirt and boots, and you, too can

be a Visigoth.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thebitchwhobreaks-s]

I purchased a machine that is both an internal vibrator and smth that like flicks my clit and ur supposed to sit and grind on it. I may or may not have very loosely tied my own hands together. this is an evil toy with malicious intent. I trapped myself on this toy for 20 minutes and within that timeframe i came like nonstop for 12 of them. i havent cried while jerking it for months. I cant feel my pussy. evil evil evil evil evil evil evil toy

Edit: Ur a bunch of filthy animals https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/aw/d/B0GL897THT GOOOOO

[thebitchwhobreaks-s]

OKAY GO HAVE THE LINK

[lilyblisslys]

I do think the (hypothetical) complaining about queer/trans spaces not making cis men comfortable enough is deeply funny. do you have any idea how incredibly laid you can get if you’re a confident cis guy who is normal about trans people

[lilyblisslys]

every bisexual transgender person on the planet is secretly waiting for a cis guy who can suck a little dick without being a chaser about it and I’m barely kidding

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[lilyblisslys]

people cancelling on an event within 24 hours when I’ve already made the food and done the cleaning pisses me off soooooooooooooooo much

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[ballgame]

I don't think I've seen this shared here yet (newsletter excerpt for context ↓)

[gaslit-dipshits]

Man at City Council Meeting Makes Devastating Case Against Proposed Local Data Center

A former programmer spoke up during a city council meeting in a small town in Ohio, making a well-articulated argument against data centers.

[pissvortex]

Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[tenderheliotrope]

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[girlnephew]