Hank Wimbleton is Oaktopus theory (doesnt have anything to do with hobe)
Hey internet, welcome to game theory.
Today, im going to prove to you that Hank J Wimbleton, (J standing for Motherfucking)
from the crazy cool and funky series originating on newgrounds… Is actually an Oaktopus.
Now, if you don't know what oaktopus is: Oaktupus is an amphibious plant-like monster originating from the unique rhythm game called My Singing Monsters.
“but they cant be the same person, Oaktopus has hair, and hank is bald!”
You silly naive little worm child, I will enlighten you. Oaktopus’s “Hair” is more likely a type of leaf than a hair follicle. Notice the shape and color of the strand, and the fact that oaktopus looks like a tree.
Due to this, We can safely say that this is not a head of hair, And rather a healthy head of leaves.
According to the english dictionary, A person who is “bald” is defined as “having a scalp wholly or partly lacking hair.”
Seeing as the follicles on oaktopus’s head are leaves, Oaktopus is without a doubt 100% bald. Hairless, actually.
Just like Hank J Wimbleton.
Still not convinced?
Take a look at their design.
Long cylindrical bodies. No visible arms. Line through the middle of the face.
Although in some depictions of Oaktopus, The Epic and Rare Design appear to have arms, when hank J Wimbleton gets magnified, he gains a tentacle-like arm as well, Just like rare and epic oaktopus.
And if even that wasnt enough, heres my last bit of Undeniable proof that Hank J wimbleton Is Oaktopus.
In friday night funkin VS Hank mod: the first song has a few notes that may sound familiar to you
If you listen close, You can hear the exact same melody that Oaktopus sings in My singing monsters Dawn of Fire: Continent.
But again, thats just a theory. a Gilm theory!!! Hanks for watching
