Madman's Forge

Can write anything as long as it can be expressed in words, feel free to suggest something, I'll write it if it interests me, no commissions or anything. Aged:22

[maddestmadman]

Different witches this time, yes they are all sisters(and yes they are all named L+vowel and sometimes y)

Li gently plucked the remaining berries from the juniper tree. "Alright, that should be enough for two, sis." She dropped the berries into the basket and turned towards home. "Even enough for the failures, big sis?"

Li sighed, "Yes even for those, little Lu. Come along so we can start preparing these. I've managed to get permission from our eldest sister to use her cauldron."

"Ooh! Big sis Lo's cauldron is so nice, I can't wait to use it!" "You're not touching anything!" Li snapped. "But I-" Lu teared up, "It's not fair! You're so mean to me!" Li sighed yet again, "fine you can run the distiller. Still, you aren't to touch the cauldron, Lu."

[maddestmadman]

Part 2, follows the first more witches for your mind (yes they are cute and pretty).

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Oil seeped from its skin, shining in the remnants of the flames. It bellowed, "Bow! I am Asmodeus, King of Dae-." "Shut it little dunce," interrupted Le, "I command you daemon! Lentil Agarak, you will be my eternal servant!" The daemon chuckled, "As if I a-," its words tripped on themselves, as though his mouth had a mind of its own. "I would never!" "Shut it daemon." His face contorted painfully, but his lips remained sealed without retort. "Good," she smiled devilishly, "My current setup contains you perfectly."

[maddestmadman]

Alright new arc, you're getting story snippets from writing things at work, just gonna auto post the ones I have (they are from a month ago or so, I just got back into work). They could be a cohesive full story at some point, but good luck. Story follows

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The candles blazed wildly, thin columns of flame spewed forth, drawn towards the center of the circle. Le scoffed, it was merely the showmanship of paltry daemonic power. It was well known after all, the bigger the show the weaker the demon, though there certainly were exceptions. Le sat and watched carefully to ensure the roiling flames kept away from the various wards and spells ingrained in the circle. The altar thrummed with life, it's skull ornaments gleaming in the flame-light. The fire turned to form, compressing down into splotched blood and onyx skin.

[maddestmadman]

Ok I was really bored but also my head hurts so instead you get common misquotes, first the cut quote then the original and meaning in parentheses.

My country right or wrong (if right to be kept right, if wrong to be set right) - blind faith in your country (set your country right when it goes to shit, very relevant right now in the US)

The customer is always right (in matters of taste) - let the customer bully all your staff and do nothing (let the customer buy whatever fugly or stupid shit they want, not bully retail workers)

Great minds think alike (though fools seldom differ) - it feels weird to say this but smarter than average people will come to the same conclusion because it's more likely to be right. (But others come to the same conclusion because they're following/told/manipulated, etc. very applicable in the US unfortunately.)

(the love of) money is the root of all evil - money is the problem with the world (desiring more and more money is a big problem. I mean yeah corporations has gone way too far, I don't need to say anything else at this point.

The ends justify the means (but the means qualify the end) - no matter what as long as your end goal is good it doesn't matter what methods you use (yeah your methods fucking matter, stop being a piece of shit)

Anyways sorry for the wall

[i-am-a-fish]

AAAAAAA !! AAAAAAAA /pos AAAAAAAAAA

[maddestmadman]

Good ad placement, understandable reaction

[maddestmadman]

I'm stuck helping at a convention, so you get a double dip I guess. A favorite item of mine, almost as much as I like the sword of injustice

[maddestmadman]

It's been a hot minute since college was busy, but here's a new transfer from dominions to d&d that I thought sounded like a great idea, from villains to heros wielding.

[pukicho]

your stupid little snake post showed up on my dash and i got exited because i only follow vore blogs and i thought it was voreposting with a cute petname but no it's just some herpetologist or whatever. i don't even follow you wtf

Sorry for ruining your clearly very catered tumblr experience.

[maddestmadman]

Honestly if it was me and I were admitting to this, you may as well go big, fuck the anonymity. You'd make a lotta vore friends to help you with your vore desires

[pukicho]

TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION THERE'S A WASP ON THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW AND I HAVE TO OPEN THAT SAME WINDOW TO RELEASE IT WOULD IT STING ME IF I TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW

Posted 54 minutes ago. There's no way this fucker isn't dead.

[moon-of-curses]

I ship it

[pukicho]

You ship what???

[pukicho]

Him and The Wasp??

[maddestmadman]

No him and the window obviously

[poll-position]

Will you be welcoming inbox trick-or-treaters this year?

YES! - Feel free to trick-or-treat in my inbox!

NO! - I would rather not participate!

Voting ended onOct 15, 2024

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

[rescued-snom]

cc ~ )_)__\ got treats for all you costumed cutues

[maddestmadman]

Yeah we got some treats to give you just gotta ask for somethin, give a little spook

[herpsandbirds]

Provence Hairstreak (Tomares ballus), family Lycaenidae, found in northern Africa and SW Europe

photograph by @yaylalperen

[maddestmadman]

@feefal looks like something you made, mold moth

[maddestmadman]

The Witch-Deer War

So I was scrounging around some files to move important things to my new laptop, and found this test short story based on an idea that my friend gave me. It focuses on how the Witch-Deer war began, a simple mistake circa 0-27 of the New Lunar Calendar. My intentions to continue the story were to have it switch between the beginning, middle, and aftereffects of the war. Of course it was written with a very specific font to identify the writer, but you can't just add a text file so I went around it.

[maddestmadman]

Sorry been busy with college things and a new game, finals coming up, but the motivation for this was there. I quite like it, something nice and simple to comprehend.

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[the-thread-of-the-infinite]

What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time

[death-of-the-endless]

Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells

[death-of-the-endless]

Adding a few more I remembered:  28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests  32. A Faerie taking a Name  33. The Dragon on the Farm  34. Synovus & Menace  35. Raising the Anti-Christ  36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)  37. Doctors without Borders…in Space!  38. The Villain-Wrangler  39. The Last Contact  40. The 100 Parent-Point Children  41. And the Heavens Wept  42. The Night Gentleman  43. The Serpent God and their Priestess 

[knottahooker]

44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime

[adamskiiii]

Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!

[writing-prompt-s]

I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)

[maddestmadman]

I do intend to hold on to these masterpieces, they are quite great

[maddestmadman]

Something simple cause I'm tired and already missed week 2. Inky cap mushroom, reminded me of the edibility of squid ink.

[maddestmadman]

So when I saw the first picture of funguary, I immediately saw this mushroom, Cystolepiota and saw a wedding dress, it was actually the first one I wanted to draw, but I'm not currently very good with people, I got around that a bit with a back view

[maddestmadman]

Here we are, didn't have colors, so this is what happens. One interpretation of filoboletus manipularis. This is what you get for the day, and yes that's a big mushroom practically consuming the mountain.