madi is a mess

23 | a lot of shit-posting

[maddz-world]

Welcome to my blog 🥰

Nothing but memes, shit posting and reblogging dumb stuff I love

DM’s are always open, dont be afraid to hmu if you want to talk. I promise I’m not intimidating, I’m just shy T-T

[humoristics]

The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

via

[pochowek]

real life texture glitch

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

[the-haiku-bot]

Domesticated

rock has returned to the wild

and become feral

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[netherworldpost]

[weirdtranssexual]

genuinely, from the bottom of my heart:

if you can’t read or write 500-1000 words with relative ease you have a serious problem

[weirdtranssexual]

how are all the teenagers who complain about writing 500 words for homework going to get through college without AI

how are you going to function in society if you can’t read 1000 words at a time

[prof-grace-aspen]

This is a FIXABLE problem, by the way!

Pick a topic you like, and that's what you're going to read about. Set a minimum word count, and read until you get to it. Start small. Smart easy. First try, it might actually be agonizing.

That's it for the day. Just hit the word count.

Next day, read to the word count again. Read something new! It will be easier today.

And easier the next.

And you will naturally find yourself extending how much you read per day.

[weirdtranssexual]

yes! the brain must be exercised like any other part of the body to get stronger! no matter what place you’re at you can do stimulating activities to exercise your brain!

[mageofthemarsh]

The answer to 'how are they going to function' is, and I say this as someone whose mom was a social worker in Appalachia for 20 years: they're going to get scammed. They're going to be victims of fraud, scams, and exploitation, due to their low literacy making them easier targets for others. And then they're going to be unable to read and write well enough to advocate for themselves in a court of law or fight back in any meaningful way.

"I ain't reading that" becomes "I can't read that" which becomes "I didn't read before I signed it because the guy telling me to was convincing and now I don't have anything".

[sodorart]

[ariart0]

Happy Halloween!! 👻

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[myrottingbrain]

pretty much

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[imsuchacapricorn]

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

[history-freak1]

Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE “CHANGE YOUR DOG’S NAME” PREGNANT LADY

That surprise wedding situation sounds like a murder-suicide waiting to happen

[memewhore]

These are amazing.

[sarahcakes613]

I honestly can’t even pick a favourite.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[pet-plasma-bubble]

Adding church van lady!

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

These are a freaking ride.

[beadyeyes]

if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much i would make him wait out side so i could go in first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up

[halcyonnhood]

You're telling me that after 12/13 years....I'm still not immune to 5sos vocals???? Every time, I'm just sitting here shocked by songs I've heard for hours on end

[southcarolinagoddess]

Since it's watermelon season!

My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!

[southcarolinagoddess]

My most popular post ever is getting likes again, so that means it's getting close to watermelon season!!

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Heheheheheheheheh

[amywritesthings]

being a reader vs being a writer is insane.

like as a writer, i always want to apologize for not being in the mood to write whatsoever and hope no one hates me or is mad at me for not being a well-oiled story machine.

yet as a reader, if a writer tells me they're sorry and not in the mood to write, i'm like 'dude i love you, i'll re-read the same chapters you've posted in the meantime, and you can take five years to update because that will just give me something to live for in 2029'

[pusheen]

[sludgebitch]

it makes your cock awesome

[sludgebitch]

try NEW dr pepper cherry vanilla. it makes your cock awesome