INTP: Phew. At least I didn’t freak out about it. We’ll see what we can do.
Bae: Why are you shouting of all sudden?
INTP: *didn’t notice* I’m terribly sorry. I dunno why, I’m just a bit stressed & out of sorts today. *hugs Bae * I don’t want you to feel badly treated in any way
Bae: It’s okay, I was just sayin’
*household appliance breaks*
INTP: AHHHH EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
INTP’s Mom: Don’t worry bby I’ll bring you a new [household appliance], I’ve got an old one catching dust anyways
INTP: I don’t care if its old I just need it to work we can’t be stuck without [appliance] in the middle of summer….
Mom: You’ll get one tomorrow
INTP: *ranting half to self ans half to bae * Well, it could be worse, imagine if we suddenly had to fok over 300 bucks or if this happened to some really poor family, we are lucky all things considered…
Mom: * comes to bring the thing*
INTP: I’m terribly sorry I overslept & didn’t swipe the floor in time AAAH I suck at life
Mom: Never mind we’re both piglets, you’re just a little bit piggier than I ^-^ If it really bothers you, I can go shopping first and then come by your house so you can clan up
INTP: No I wanna go shopping with u Mommy… It’s not like I’m gonna die of shame.
INTP: *dies of shame* im sorry for being such a terrible host
Mom: Anyways lets go shopping … or maybe we should pick up your sister first, it’s gotten late and I forgot that stuff of yours you left at my place…
INTP: *progressively descends into emo rant* Everything is terrible, I’m the most useless person ever, why am I like this? TT~TT
INTP: *hissing cat noises* [beat] …I’m sorry that you had to get that load of negativity thrown at you I know I’m not making much sense now. It’s just that this shitty thing happened on thursday even though things were looking great before that and I’m sooo dissapointed about it…
INTP: *gradually feels brain snapping back into rational mode* ….Oh… so that’s what it was.
INTP: …disregard everything I said, mom, I don’t actually think that most of the time. I think I was just upset about that one thing that happened & just needed to vent. I think I feel better already. Thank you for listening to me.
Mom: Don’t worry bby thats what mom’s are for. You can vent to me whenever you want. * hugs INTP*
INTP: Awww.… <3 Ur the best mom ever
INTP: *one second later* …So. About that technical college my sister is going to…
Bonus Points for anyone who guesses Mom’s type.