Pynch me, please.

Mathilda/23/ she, her/they, them. Enjoys white wine, pasta and long sunset crying sessions.

[sidnugget]

Math jokes aren’t funny. nothing about math is funny. math is a sin

[bmabi]

i actually cannot breathe

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

HATE languages

- Physical violence

- Acts of disservice

- Words of malice

- Gift removing

- Wretched time

[downlikefolksongs]

Omg can I substitute "dismissal" for "wretched time" because that is me fuck

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Are you using this as a recipe

[everythingfox]

“Pardon me, could I trouble you for a few pets”

(via)

[bangtan]

Thank you ARMY for making us “Most Streamed K-pop Artist 2020”! Scan the award on @Spotify and celebrate the new year with our music! #ThisIsBTS #2020WRAPPED

[mysharona1987]

[bluehairedspidey]

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… zhe sensérie ováreload

[princesskuragina]

Me: this is hamletcore

My therapist: we actually call it clinical depression

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

It costs you literally nothing to leave service dogs the fuck alone.

yall. this isn’t a joke. if i can tell a 5 yr old “my dog is working, please let her be” and they understand then you can too. those dogs ARE working. they have a job to do. and when we say ‘leave them alone’ that includes making faces at them and baby talking them. literally act like they are just someone’s bag or something. if you distract them they could fail to alert their owner to a seizure or blood sugar issue or allergen. you are literally jeopardizing someone’s life bc you can’t have basic decency, respect, and self control.

[crowteeth]

SAY IT LOUDER

[rwandag]

am I allowed to tell the person I’m proud of the dog? Or should I just not bring up the dog?

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Ignore the dog. Do not mention the dog.

[sevdoesnotexist]

Would you walk up to a stranger and be like “Oh damn your wheelchair is doing such a hecking good job being a wheelchair you go lil buddy!” no? then don’t do it to service animals that are clearly wearing their vest/collar/harness whatever it is that marks them as service animals

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Comment from @certifiedcoolkidno1 “animals…..aren’t…….objects…….”]

Service…..animals…..are…..legally…..classified…..as…..assistive…..devices…..

Y’all literally do not care how many disabled people you kill and how many disabled lives you ruin - you want to coo at and pet the cute dog.

Go fuck yourself asshole.

[princecharmingtobe]

Here, if you want a comparison that isn’t an object: I worked as a caregiver for people with developmental (usually accompanied by physical) disabilities. My job was to accompany them into the community for various activities including shopping, dining, and leisure activities. And everywhere we went people would come up to ME and tell me what a good person I was, what a great service I was providing, god bless me, etc.  Not only was it embarrassing for both me and my consumers, it was distracting! I was supposed to be paying attention to my consumers and their needs, which could often change rapidly depending on their conditions, and instead I was having to deal with some prick who felt the need to voice what a martyr I was for doing my job. And they’d usually get angry if I ignored them or informed them they were distracting me from my job, which sounds familiar.

So yeah. Leave. The Dog. Alone. All you’re doing is making yourself feel good while distracting the dog from its job and endangering the person it’s supposed to be helping.

[doodle333]

Question: I know service dogs are for a variety of maladies (I hope that’s not offensive, if so plz correct me) so is it wrong to even go up to the person and calmly tell them their dog is cute and ask them to give them a pet for me later when they’re off the clock? Without actually giving the dog attention?

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

What exactly is it about “Ignore the dog. Do not mention the dog.” that y’all aren’t grasping.

Oh right. It’s not what you want to do so you’re just going to keep trying to weasel your way around it. Because fuck disabled people, it’s a cute dog.

[scarlet-rosepetals]

What’s really getting me is that all of these “but what if I” examples blatantly involve inserting yourself into a disabled person’s life just to get to their dog. Like

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: A white stick figure on a black background. Orange text says “that’s a human person”]

[servicetahoe]

people love talking to my dog or asking questions while we’re in line and therefore can’t just leave.  if we’re in line chances are I feel terrible, he’s doing his job and I’m trying not to fall on the floor I do not have the time or energy to answer questions.  he knows he’s a good boy and that he’s very smart.  I know he’s doing a good job.  I should not have to worry about people petting him when I’m having tachycardia and actively need him to do his job.  just leave us and our dofs alone

[doberbutts]

disabled people: leave me and my assistive devices including service animals and caregivers and aides alone

ableds: but what if-

disabled people: leave me and my assistive devices alone

ableds: but what if-

disabled people: what part of “leave me and my assistive devices alone” are you not understanding here

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Ableds: But I don’t want to.

[fuks]

[mentalhealth]

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

[soil-boy]

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

[fairycosmos]

i would never bring a child into this world but sometimes i dream about this kid i’ll never know. and i wonder. what it’d be to sit my daughter in my lap and brush her hair. to cut up a bowl of strawberries while we sit in the sun together. to tell her about how the constellations were discovered, how humans have been writing stories into the stars forever. to let her know that i see her, and that she’s loved

[homunculus-argument]

a child with an undiagnosed mental illness: I think I need help. I struggle with things nobody else seems to be struggling with.

a parent who never got diagnosed for the exact same mental illness: Oh sweetie. EVERYONE struggles with that :)

[astrobro]

Double ended fleshlight so we can both be tops and make out at the same time

[soygucci]

Chinese finger trap

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter... that’s a love language

[heavyweightheart]

refuse to surveil your own body

[heavyweightheart]

possibilities: smash your scale, throw away your fitbit, don’t count steps, cover your mirrors, don’t measure yourself, cut the sizing tags out of your clothes, stop pinching and squeezing your fat, don’t examine your blemishes & hairs & wrinkles. let your body be, unmonitored & unquantified. start with a week, or just a day

[bluereevesphotography]

Blossom tree