~I'm chatty. It's part of my charm.~

Asexual Panromantic Demigirl (she/they) Hey, I'm Raven. I'm from Baltimore. I enjoy superheroes and cartoons.

[egberts]

i love yours posts

thank you, they come from my brain 🙏

[itsacruelsummerwithyou2]

angel violently vacillating between being in a romcom and a horror movie is stressing me the fuck out

[enixamyram]

I love this so much! Both for the comical side of improv and for the genuine thought behind Husk wanting to threaten but at the same time not threaten Angel in that moment.

[fallenrockstars]

Me remembering halfway through posing hands in a drawing that I HAVE hands and can use them for reference

[raineaxolotl]

Abaddon simply grabs the exact niche I love man. Powerful demon rendered mostly harmless by being stuck in a child's body for a couple hundred years. Tries to be creepy but becomes cute by being so small. Always up to some weird shit in the background. Always involved in the world's most ridiculous sideplot. Powerful demon foiled by modern advancements. He worships the blender

[theconcealedweapon]

[lynati]

I'm reminded of that one post where a guy said put a sparkly pink unicorn sticker on the best forklift in the warehouse, and confirmed that it is indeed always available for him to use now.

[desasterdan]

Oh. My. Fucking. God. This is 100% true.

I was employed at a workshop and somehow, every time I needed it, the 5.0 allen wrench was missing from its dedicated places. That was why I ordered a set of allen wrenches just for myself. And since I'm a horrible queer and also a huge fan of color coding I ordered the rainbow allen wrench set. Nobody ever touched it, not a single one went missing. Ever. You couldn't find my colleagues dead with them in their hands. One time someone even refused to use them after looking for his set and finding it missing.

Seriously, there's nobody as insecure as a middle-aged man working in maintenance.

[jewishbarbies]

been seeing a lot of stitches of this with woc absolutely shredding taylor and the shit she’s pulled in the name of feminism and it’s so refreshing

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[platano]

[monsieurenjlolras]

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

[monsieurenjlolras]

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved

[joepieweed]

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

[baryunn]

not an excuse for what

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

for not voting

[homunculus-argument]

Not to sound like I was raised by protestants, but I think those kids who argue that it's animal abuse to put working dog breeds to work doing the tasks they were bred and born for have simply genuinely never encountered the concept that they, too, could be genuinely happier if they could do work they found wortwhile and enjoyable. Like engaging in useful and constructive activities might genuinely make life better than a life of doing absolutely nothing because nobody's making you do anything.

[anexperimentallife]

Blue Heelers are herding dogs. When I had one, he decided his job was to herd our flock of cockatiels. I didn't ask him to, and in fact tried to dissuade him at first, but it worked out pretty well and kept him from getting bored. Not sure how well things would have worked out if we hadn't had something for him to herd and protect.

If you don't give your working dog a job, they will assign themselves one. Unfortunately, that job may sometimes be eating the couch.

[homunculus-argument]

The difference between a well-trained herding dog and an untrained herding dog is that a well-trained one won't start herding before you tell them to, and stops herding when told to do so. Herders will herd because herders must herd. I was there the first time my sister's dog (a shepherd breed) saw sheep for the first time. I swear I saw him blink like he suddenly remembered something, and instantly knew what to do. Genetic memory just clicking into place.

Everyone deserves to experience that at some point in their life. Blinking like a sheep dog seeing sheep for the first time. "Oh, right, so this was what I was supposed to be doing."

[musicalhell]

Sled dogs are some of the happiest freaking animals I have ever encountered in my life. They love running. They love people. They love when their people hook them up to a sled or cart and tell them to run, even if it's the middle of winter in Alaska and the sun isn't coming up until noon. They have better diets and health care plans than a lot of people. (A book I recommend is Dogs on the Trail: A Year in the Life by Blair Braverman--you may have read her story about Grinch on Xwitter--and her husband Quince Mountain, who is the first openly transgender man to compete in the Iditarod.)

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[julie-su]

Of course, it’s Sonic’s birthday today! (23rd of June)

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[talesfromthecrypts]

Periods should come with some kind of psychic attack so I can like knock the phones out of hands of people who listen to loud videos in public and pop the tires of people with evil bumper stickers. I feel I'm owed that for the horrors

[talesfromthecrypts]

you're right. I was just so blinded by period headache induced murder thoughts I forgot about one of the most influential horror novels of the 20th century.

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[andjablogge]

[kumboochies]

[firefox-official]

BURNT my FUCKING POPCORN JOY is a SHAM

[atn-antronach]

The secret to perfect microwavable popcorn is to set the time to the max suggested, then wait by it until it stops popping for a whole second, then take it out of the microwave.

[firefox-official]

You think I don’t fucking know that? You think I’m a fucking moron? My microwave is too small. The bag gets caught and won’t turn. Do you understand the problem with that? The bag doesn’t spin. If I don’t pay enough attention and open the microwave every few seconds to spin the bag fully around, only one side will cook. Just one side. It burns to a crisp. You think I’m dumb? You think I’ve never made popcorn before? I should kill you