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thenatsdorf

Cat sounds compilation.

drtanner

Don’t let the short duration of this video fool you - it is VERY good.

#video tag

the-kellin-under-the-vic

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

joleebindo-blog

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

masaotheheckindog

the idea that it’s ‘creepy’ to interact with things posted a long time ago is so terrible for artists and contributes to the pressure to be constantly creating new work, at an unhealthy and unsustainable rate. I hate it so much.

puffedwheatsquare

The idea that it’s “creepy” to interact with an artist’s old work from a while back is especially stupid since we have entire buildings filled with the old works of various artists for the explicit purpose of creating public interaction with them, and they’re called museums.

alexseanchai

and libraries

and archives

slowspinningredemption

me: oh wow, this is such an impressive work–

the ghost of michaelangelo, appearing at my side: avert your fucking eyes, creep

guerrillatech

vintageeveryday

Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

shennong

New copypasta just dropped

You see 👁 teas grown in hot 🌞 valleys ripen too fast ⏩ so they taste FLAT. But Lipton 🗃 uses teas 🌳 grown on cooler🍦slopes…teas that ripen SLOW 🕑 and gain rich FULL flavor 😄 This special flavor ☕ has made Lipton 🗃 America’s 🇺🇸 largest selling tea.

agitatedghost

I love the 1940’s emojis, it reminds me of like modern shitposts

natalieironside

One of the (many) reasons the Muslim world didn't try to put up a unified resistance to the First Crusade is because nobody but the Franks actually believed they were taking part in anything important. Arab and Turkish sources consistently refer to the crusaders as "the Romans" because everybody made the perfectly reasonable assumption that these were just Some Guys who the Byzantine emperor had dragged out of a hole somewhere to contest the rule of Antioch. It wasn't until the siege of Jerusalem started that people were like "Oh shit, these clowns are actually gonna try it."

natalieironside

Middle Eastern accounts of the Crusades are kind of hilarious sometimes because the Christians absolutely believed their own hype whereas the Muslim world was like "Oh, great, it's these weirdos again."

After Louis IX was captured at the end of the 7th Crusade, Turan Shah sat him down and demanded to know what the fuck was going on in Europe that made them all want to die so bad.

natalieironside

#WAIT THERE WERE 7 OF THESE FUCKING THINGS?#history

There were seven in the Middle East, a couple in Spain, at least one in France, and several in Lithuania

ratsetflummi

i am getting somewhat suspicious of this count dracula. jonathan wrote that he is behaving kinda oddly, and that he is talking as if he'd been there for all of those historic battles centuries ago

what really tipped me off though is that he calls himself "a dracula", which, yes, could just be referring to a person belonging to house dracula, but dracula is also the romanian word for dragon, and according to some legends dragons can take the shape of a human at will

so currently i'm thinking that our friend jonathan harker might have been imprisoned by a dragon

ratsetflummi

we have not heard from our friend jonathan in three days, so now i am starting to worry that he has been eaten by the dragon

ratsetflummi

we have heard from johnny! he has not been eaten by the dragon yet!

however, dracula has been described as moving "just as a lizard moves", so this is further proof of my theory

perennial-lee

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

galwednesday

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

programmerhumour

kuronorider

i thought there might be another version of this pic so i reverse image searched it and i am now considerably more confused

daisukoth

thats a command

thyrell

oh fuck ohhhh fuck people keep finding out that were a hate group!!!! maybe theyll forget if we change acronyms for like the third time and say that the previous one is a slur for, again, the third fucking time

jethroq

whitepeopletwitter

silent-calling

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

tetigistuss

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

thegreenpea

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

lizluvscupcakes

Another hard lesson for controlling parents!

You can tighten the leash all you want but they’ll find creative ways of getting it off. Get an unbreakable leash and they’ll simply make you wish they’d never been born.