Titles are Hard!

30s I have a Masters in Classics and an Undergrad degree in History and archaeology, but this blog is pretty much whatever. Shoot me an ask, I think my gender is menace. poly/pan Born in the USA. I have a tree blog @fuckyeahlonelytrees Banner by @catboyzaid on twitter

[smuganimebitch]

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

[blackpyrefly]

49-minute yoda fuck scene

[smuganimebitch]

you are the exception

[maer-archeolegydd]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[tearsofrefugees]

Clerks smile and 'flip off' security camera while 'sneaking' immigrants out of courthouse: DOJ

Two Utah court clerks have been dubbed "anti-ICE vigilantes" after they were allegedly caught "sneaking" immigrants out the back door of the

[antifainternational]

That's how you show real solidarity!

"After they overheard that ICE was at the courthouse to arrest someone, they improperly accessed court databases to determine who was not born in the United States," a DOJ detention filing says. "They then snuck every suspected illegal alien who was at the courthouse out a back door, where ICE, who was waiting in the parking lot for their target to leave the building, could not see them."

Think about what you can do at your job or in your daily life to resist fascism when the opportunity presents itself!

[knxfesck]

Donate to Support Legal Fees for Logan City Ex-Court Clerks, organized by William Joma

A few months back, you might have read about two Logan City, UT court c… William Joma needs your support for Support Legal Fees for Logan Ci

Here is the link to contribute to their legal fund. They are facing multiple felony charges and I have no info on whether they have any community support at this time. If their actions are something you support, consider helping them out through the aftermath and investigation by the "justice" system

[babushkaat]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[bowl-of-fruit-loops]

[animentality]

[moxilock]

Teachers: anyway yea here's this story about a guy who hated slavery with his guts and died trying to kill it

Me: woah this guy sounds super cool! He's like a hero

Teachers: NO!!!!! >:( BAD!!!!! HE WAS A BAD GUY!!!!!!! HE DID MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!

[shiftythrifting]

Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

[tiddybearcomfortstrap]

Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[dunmertitty]

i get that’s it’s not always obvious when i’m on my lunch but you’d think people would notice not to bother me when i’m hunched over eating a vegetarian burger like that bitch eating his son

hold on what is this gif

[dumbpuppyfag]

you know when you're a kid and you're like "i hate broccoli!" and then you avoid that shit for 20 years until someone makes you try some exquisitely sautéed tenderstem and it's the best shit ever and you realise your parents just don't know how to cook broccoli? this is roughly how i feel about poetry

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

[agentumbls]

WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

hold on

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

I'm working on it

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

[pinkhairandpronouns]

wheres winnie the pooh

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat

[seelcudoom]

hes the announcer

[a-tian]

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

[mageless]

🔪🔪🔪

Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!

[revivivivify]

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[loveridden1999]

jesus was yeast

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Turned bread into more bread. Yeast.

Floats on water. Yeast.

Free from the sins of mankind. Yeast.

[serious-tabaxi]

well to be fair yeast still has sins, but they aren't the same ones as mankind.

....don't ask me how i know this.

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Well yeah, that's why human Jesus absolved the yeast and yeast Jesus absolved us. They were both sinless with respect to the groups they were interacting with.