wake up, world.

the shire is burning. so mordor it is.

[lisanamjoon]

TAEMIN by Damon Baker 📸✨

[rialtostation]

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

[catgirlbignaturals]

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

[kangsyeosang]

[kazs-inej]

KAZ BREKKER + text posts 

[xgteez]

it's written on my skin

[tobiasdrake]

Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.

This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.

Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.

Maybe this is too many hobbits.

We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.

But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.

So away you go.

And things go bad in the worst possible way.

Over and over.

You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.

It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.

You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.

Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"

....

There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.

This was a four hobbits problem.

[f0restnympho420]

i feel like that picture of ben affleck smoking the cigarette and looking so tired all the time

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[minsvnshine]

i'm gonna be the world's greatest swordsman. -ONE PIECE 2023

[renissance]

blue sargent: 

“She recognized the strange happiness that came from loving something without knowing why you did, that strange happiness that was sometimes so big that it felt like sadness. It was the way she felt when she looked at the stars.”

[buffonia]

Interview with the Vampire | season 2 posters

[tywvin]

movies (re)watched in 2026 → knives out

Excuse me. You have not been good to her. You have all treated her like shit. To steal back a fortune that you lost and she deserves. You're a pack of vultures at the feast, knives out, beaks bloody. Well, you're not getting bailed out, not this time.

[green-ajah]

The Rings of Power (2022 — )

[hana-yori-deactivated20180325]

[pivoslyakova]

“Lady Grey” by Tim Walker for Vogue Italia, March 2010.

[notations]

So, my sister and Robbie were never able to have the time together they both so longed for― and deserved. Atonement (2007)

[kenshitty]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?