[twisci]

No one:

Alice, suiting up to go save her bitchass brother from being executed by the millennia old vampires in Italy because he is a gullible dumbass:

[themikeydunn]

Literally me

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[h0neypudding]

the gamecube has always been my favourite system uwu

(psst you can buy this as a sticker here!)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[thingsfromthedirt]

[geezus-louisus]

fuck that baby shoes story. this is the shortest saddest story ever told.

[fun4onefun4all]

[johncribati]

Is this about COVID or the election

[wakandamama]

Yes

[watersho3s-deactivated20240606]

[earthdad]

a young child: *tells me basic knowledge*

me: no way!!!!!!!! 00000000000:

[x-i-l-verify]

#one time a five year old asked me what the world was made of and i said ‘rocks and dirt and water and stuff’#and he said ‘no silly it’s made of atoms!! they’re so small we can’t even see them’#i’m never talking down to children again i’ve never been so thoroughly wrecked in my entire life

[xtacoqueenx]

[lukecastellan]

[cookii-whore]

[anxietyproblem]

[doctorstarlock]

Me whenever I see a corporate ad trying to say “we’re all in this together”:

[peeterparkr]

so apparently feeling like something is going to go wrong is called “anxiety” and not “spider-sense”

[lowin]

isn’t it the same tho

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Have you seen Tom Holland’s version of Peter Parker, it’s definitely the same thing

[rocktheholygrail]

#choose your fighter

[babhbts]

[sagihairius]

WHY WAS GRITTY ON QUEER EYE