The Girl In Strangeland

I'm Angela! 28. She/they. Pan. My blog is full of anything and every thing that tickles my fancy. I also have a sideblog dedicated to witchcraft! Feel free to check it out at rogue-witch!

[filthy-rat]

when you’re about to drop some cursed shit in the group chat at 4 am

[imspaceingout]

Saw this on r/LGBT and figured my aspec followers would enjoy.

[ozzenstach]

I hate bright ass fucking LED headlights or whatever the hell they are

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

i just got stoned and took a hot bath with epsom salts. literally seasoned myself with herbs and got in the soup

[vykodlak]

When god closes a door I shove my sword through the gap at the bottom and swipe at his ankles

[echosong971]

when you both like the young wolf

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@missmirakell thank u for the dye-a-log smooch

[death-420]

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

[glumshoe]

Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”

Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”

Me: “...well...there’s me?”

Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to worry about.”

[glumshoe]

Every day I’ll hear large groups pause outside the door, read the “masks recommended” sign, debate whether or not to put them on, and then say, “Oh, well, there’s no one here, just an employee. We don’t need them.”

Cool! Come inside and find out how good I am at spin kicks!

[hopesterling]

reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads

[unpretty]

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

[30spiders]

Comfypasta

[babyspacegay]

[agardenforwildflowers]

someday i’ll buy myself flowers from the farmer’s market i visit every weekend and bring them back to the little flat i call home. i’ll arrange them in a second-hand vase on my coffee table, the one that sits in front the couch where my cat sleeps. with a cup of tea in one and a book in the other, i’ll curl up in the huge velvet armchair that everyone told me not to buy. there’s a bowl of fresh fruit on the counter, a collection of mismatched mugs in the cabinet. the shelves are overflowing with my favourite books. cushions and rugs are scattered across every surface. the herbs in the planter boxes outside my kitchen window are blooming. nothing matches. nothing needs to. i look around me and smile. it’s a simple life, a small life. but it’s enough. it’s mine.

[xiyyyh]

hey bestie is this tinnitus or is there a nirnroot cluster nearby

[remedytherat-deactivated2023072]

Starbucks funded the police in Atlanta so here’s their recipes

[everthefractal]

do you have a link to the images cause they’re a little small and compressed

[remedytherat-deactivated2023072]

Here’s the tweet I got it from

[lowkeysaurus]

Found these when going through the notes, so unashamedly reblogging.

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

[nb-tomfool]

This post radiates positive energy

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

HAVE A NICE DAY

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[godofexplosions]

Gotta reblog again

Go have a nice day everyone ☀️

[shortandspiteful]

Y’all can’t leave out a link

[gothiccharmschool]

Today's advice from your Goth Auntie

Stop slouching RIGHT NOW. Drink water, take your meds.

Be angry and help people however you can.

The Lurking Horror was scuttling about and became tangled in the blanket fort remains. Oh the calamity. Oh the wailing.

❤️ Auntie Jilli

[monwinvo]

Bedtime Story.

Short story by Jeffery Whitmore! Wanted to make this into a comic for a while :] just in a girl boss sorta mood hehe

[faefroggi]

"The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they’re watching me."

—Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"

[the-killswitch-deactivated20200]

Actually its a juice

[queerforscience]

Wait no this was a joke

[kaijuno]

you're on antidepressants and you drink this you meet the devil

[goldenjedi]

Ok I just want to say activated charcoal is really good for you. Especially if you have an upset stomach. Take it, and it'll absorb all the toxins in your stomach and make you feel better.

Natural remedies are good. They do work. And we shouldn't make fun of them.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

You know how they give activated charcoal to dogs and cats if they get into your meds or drink coolant or anything else toxic? That’s because it binds with meds and carries them out of your system without them interacting with your body.

If you’re on meds and drink this bullshit you’re not on your meds today, champ. You may as well have flushed them down the toilet. So kiss goodbye to your blood pressure meds/antidepressants/anything else you’re on and if you’re on the pill I hope you’re ready to be a mom.

Among its other charming traits, activated charcoal can prevent your body from digesting food and absorbing nutrients and oh yeah side effects can include “diarrhea, constipation, vomiting, and blockage of the digestive tract.” (Source)

But ya know, “really good for you.” 🙄

[genderfluidfish]

This is gonna be a very unpopular opinion but I don't care

Activated charcoal is a medication, not a food additive, and should not be taken if you're not sick. It absorbs toxins, as well as other chemicals in your stomach. And by toxins I mean actual toxic stuff when you accidentally poison yourself. Not the mysterious "toxins" you get rid of when you "detox". "Detox" is bullshit. You detox by having a working liver. If you're alive and not currently dying of liver failure, odds are you liver is working and therefore you don't need to detox and eat activated charcoal when you're not having food poisoning.

You wouldn't just make yourself an ibuprofen latte, so stop putting activated charcoal in everything.

[thechronicpainlife]

“You wouldn't just make yourself an ibuprofen latte, so stop putting activated charcoal in everything.”

Just in case someone missed it

[vforvictoriaregina]

Also incredibly important

[goosewithajob]

Also, on the off chance the activated charcoal doesn’t immediately suck everything out of your body, grapefruit is literally the (second) worst possible thing you can eat or drink when you’re on medication, as it interacts with a LOT of them, and you should always double check- https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/grapefruit-juice-and-some-drugs-dont-mix