faerie garden 🌻

howl ☆ any pronouns ☆ 16 ♡ forestcore, fairycore, studio ghibli, goblincore, cottagecore, dark academia, lovecore, softcore and all that stuff

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

[burningivy]

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

What

[insomniac-arrest]

ALFREDO???

[bauliya]

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

[ohemaa-warrior]

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

[dappercyborg]

This is Alfredo di Lelio (right) the inventor of fettuccine Alfredo, he’d come out to the table and make it in front of you by hand

The chap on the left is an airport

[ceekari]

I think you might have your left and right mixed up, my friend

[gogogadgetgolem]

Great post everyone. Hit the showers.

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[redbelles]

SILVER SPRINGS + tags —insp.

[aheavenofhell]

Aziraphale raising his wing for Crowley hits so different with the S2 context. I feel like we all looked at it as, here’s this sweet little principality, he’s kind and naive so he’ll shelter even a demon—but it wasn’t really that, was it? It wasn’t just some random act of kindness.

It was a message.

When Crowley slithered up that wall, Aziraphale was nervous. Because he gave his sword to the humans, sure—but also perhaps because he was seeing this angel again for the first time since he had fallen. He learns Crawly’s new name (Crowley never asks him for his name, he knows it already) and they have a brief exchange that was probably a lot like the ones they used to have.

Then when the thunder starts, it’s Crowley who’s first to move to him, to shuffle hopefully to his side.

I think when Aziraphale lifted his wing up, it was almost a way to say I remember who you are, I remember the kindness you gave me. I’m still here.

He wasn’t just playing umbrella. He was letting Crowley know he hadn’t been rejected by all of Heaven.

[krakensdottir]

YES

I always wondered why Crowley started shuffling towards him before Aziraphale lifted his wing. Aziraphale's action made total sense, but Crowley making the first move... I wondered if there was something behind that. And after seeing that opening S2 scene, it all clicks.

And FUCK, how brave of him is that? After all he's been through, going on nothing more than hope and cautious trust in Aziraphale's kind nature, he dares to - without words, of course - ask for a bit of kindness.

[t4timekeeper]

romance is lame and overrated i love mentor/mentee relationships in fiction and especially when theyre sort of fucked up

[t4timekeeper]

greatest hits:

- You started out as a bet/challenge to see if I could successfully wrangle the infamous Problem Child but oh whoops I got attached!

- You are my kind, bright-eyed protegé who would never do so much as rip a tag off a mattress. anyway I am going to acquaint you with Criminal Activity

- I showed you genuine kindness and it was maybe the first time you’d ever experienced it and accidentally ended up becoming more of a parent to you than your “real” blood family ever was. Uh. Do you want to play catch in the park or

- I will gladly take any punishment meant for you. I would go to the ends of the earth to protect you, even if it meant I had to die in the process. I would do it a thousand times over, and I wouldn’t regret any of it.

- I taught you how to fight, and now through some circumstance or another, I’m forced to engage you in life-or-death combat without holding back.

- I put you through training from hell to make you the person you are today, for “your own good”, and now you’ve realized that you can hit back. And you can hit hard.

- I have made you into something greater than yourself - but you are changing from how I have designed you, and this is something I cannot allow.

- I taught you everything you know, and it was the greatest mistake I’ve ever made.

- I will make you just like me - by force, if necessary.

[angstandhappiness]

INTERESTING

[gay-jesus-probably]

OP, if I may suggest some additional dynamics for this list:

You are the most precious thing in the world to me, and I will do anything to keep you safe, which is why I'm making sure you'll be strong enough to protect yourself, just like (horrific abuser) did for me.

I could ensure that you would be happy, or I could ensure that you would live, and now that you've survived the danger we both need to live with the aftermath of that.

I never meant to teach you anything, I was just putting you back in your place whenever you got belligerent, but it turns out you were intentionally picking fights as a form of training, and now you've gotten too strong for me to contain, oh shit-

I know you're already more badass than I am, and you'd rather die than accept any amount of help, but also you're literally a child and someone should be taking care of you. You've scared everyone else off, so it looks like you're my problem now.

You're very powerful/influential (or will be later on), and I wanted to benefit from that so I stepped in as a cool mentor figure to manipulate you for my own benefit, but now I've gotten attached and I feel AWFUL, you're a good kid and I'm a total monster for tricking you into liking me. (translation: it's no longer manipulation, I'm actually just taking care of you, but I'm too emotionally stunted to realize that)

I know we're mortal enemies, but I've decided you're my kid now, so I'm basically your new parent.

I know we're mortal enemies, but I've decided you're my kid now, so I'm basically your new captor.

[cryptotheism]

Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.

[confessionsdiaz]

"Hold me like water or, Christ, hold me like a knife.” Okay. What if I threw up. what if i bit my arm off. what if i died

[flipchild]

dracula's be like: i vvant to suck yor kahk

Sorry for the late post

mycomputer weak and injured

[valtsv]

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

[valtsv]

til death or some guy do us part

[felixcloud6288]

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

[chrono-meter-r]

Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

[felixcloud6288]

I've been inundated with over 120 new followers in the last 5 hours. I haven't been able to even check if I have any pornbots. I'm tired and need to go to bed. I'll clean up this mess tomorrow.

[felixcloud6288]

This is cool to look at, though. I'm studying some data-science adjacent fields so things like this are fascinating to me.

[felixcloud6288]

I've been told I should submit this to world-heritage-posts. Just to make it clear what happened to me, here's a screenshot of my notifications activity in the last 24 hours.

For additional context, I've only been here 4 days.

[felixcloud6288]

At his point, I've been here 5 days and this post has 85k+ notes. My notifications have recovered to the point that sometimes they're empty so I'd say the breach has been recontained and now I just need to deal with the cleanup process.

I figure it might be interesting to show just what this experience has been like.

This is my notification history over the last week. I joined Tumblr Saturday June 17th, 2023 around 12pm so the actual data starts half way through the chart. My follower count has grown at a roughly equal pace.

Overall, I enjoyed the whole thing once the shock died down. I was just surprised this was the post that would gain any traction at all. I expected the chicken posts would be the first ones to reach triple digits and only several months later. But I've enjoyed reading peoples' reactions and chatting with folks here.

I'll close out by sharing some other achievements I've gotten since:

It's free to give: Like a post

It's great to receive: Have a post be liked

This calls for a specialist: Install a third-party app

Precautionary measure: Disable email notifications

Uh-oh: Have a post reach 100 notes

Oh no: Have a post reach 1k notes

PLEASE NO!!: Have a post reach 30k notes

CONTAINMENT BREACH: Have a post spread across Tumblr

Fallout: Have at least three posts reach 500 notes during a containment breach

Blessings(?) of the gods: Have a post reblogged by a member of Tumblr staff

At this point, it's all white noise: Open your notifications when it's at 99+ and receive 99+ notifications in less than a second

And blocked: Receive hate mail

Also blocked: Receive a creepy DM

To the scrapyard with you!: Report a pornbot

Shiny scrap: Report a male pornbot

Maybe you should have thought ahead: Use the Mass Post Editor to add a tag to 20 posts

Next time, proofread before you post: Use the Mass Post Editor to edit a tag on 20 posts

Wild creature at the zoo: Find a heritage post using the search engine

It's raining cats and cats!: Receive 30 cat pictures

True human experience: Receive a message that makes you feel genuinely loved

And with this, I'm going to call this chapter of the Saga of Containment Breach closed

[jv]

You are going to have a 100k notes post in your first week here. You are really speedrunning Tumblr.

[e17omm]

Tumblr any%

[weatheredlaw]

Hey guys. This is my new best friend. I’m making a cake.

I made my batter from scratch, and I made a strawberry yogurt frosting.

Cannot wait to see what this weird little guy looks like.

[weatheredlaw]

The lamb is done. The lamb is cooling.

[weatheredlaw]

the lamb did not come out of the pan very well. features have been lost. frosting may be needed to rescue the lamb.

[weatheredlaw]

Behold. My son.

[crowzi]

hey op do you take criticism

[weatheredlaw]

i do not, and please don't speak to me or my son ever again

[weatheredlaw]

Happy Easter to the post that haunts my notifications. To the four thousand people who have asked me: yes I buttered and floured the pan. No this is not for making butter. Idk if it’s actually for a cake but it’s too big to use to make butter. Stay safe kids.

[weatheredlaw]

Happy Easter to this post once again. Apparently the pan has lead in it. Please stop messaging me about the lead. I know.

[dinopant]

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

[dinopant]

A collection

[dinopant]

Further proof

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

[gremlin-pattie]

OP— do ctrl+shift+C and type “testingcheats true” and then “cas.fulleditmode” into the bar, then go into CAS and change one of the sims to be able to get pregnant. mpreg is possible ALWAYS

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks. the womb installation worked.

[adrenalinevan]

I'm sorry, this was dune mpreg the whole time and you never thought to mention? Iconic.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

it wasn’t relevant to my journey

[thesarkycoder]

On Tumblr y'all like to bury the lede like it's a cursed amulet don't ya

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the lede? round here I call that a punchline

[3frogs-in-a-trench-coat]

not jealous but why do you get a cool haunted experience and i dont. bitch.

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

[robot-hands-mccoolguy]

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

[4bsorb]

[youre-in-my-veins-you-fuk]

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

[fuckyeahknbsnkygofree-yaoi-deac]

Yes, please reblog

[dendenmusume]

Do it. Now.

[alienpal]

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

[lauriehalseanderson]

Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.

[typewrxter]

This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale* 

SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!

[the-sinkmire-symphony]

Fine I promise.

[sweetstarart]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU SEE IT!! ITS IMPORTANT!!

[the-text-doctor]

<Promise.>

[fluffytimearts]

I promise.. AMD Y'ALL BETTER PROMISE TOO.

[nocylipcowa]

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