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[sparxdoodles]

Every glasses wearer's problem

[awakeagainstmywill]

"Ok, wrap him up and put him on the ship. And add 10 kg skittles, twizzlers and instant ramen to the food supplies. "

"But ..."

"He needs red40 for optimal brain function. 10 kg of each, assorted flavors, thanks."

[lewadny]

Liar pt 1/2

[grac3yn]

take his clothes and take his glasses until there's nothing left to take

[belanekra]

Grace: oh this Simon, so grumpy.

Rocky: grumpy? this bitch blind

[loving-jack-kelly]

kids doing projects on the hail mary crew down the line and it's like.

here's a list of the accomplishments and achievements of yao, he was so respected and everybody agreed he was the only choice for the job.

here's a list of the accomplishments of ilyukhina, she was a total badass and top of her field and everybody knew she was the best choice out of everyone else.

and here's a list of what dr ryland grace was up to: well he used to be an eccentric expert in his field but then he had a public meltdown where he insulted a bunch of very important people, and instead of apologizing or doubling down, he went back to school to be a middle school teacher and was just doing that when the world ended. and then somehow eva stratt found out about him and before everyone knew he was wrong about astrophage being water-based she kidnapped him and forced him to do science, but apperently he liked it enough to stick with it and became the world's leading expert on astrophage biology and stratts right hand man. according to first-hand reports from others on the project he had no idea he was either of those things and mostly seemed to think he was there because he'd gotten lucky with a couple of discoveries and stratt liked him. and he wasn't even supposed to be an astronaut but then an explosion killed the two options for on-board science and he so bravely volunteered to take their place.

and once the beetles get back they get to add also he didn't volunteer he was kidnapped AGAIN but it turned out okay because even though the two much more qualified astronauts died, dr ryland grace survived, figured out what he was supposed to be doing despite having amnesia, and successfully established first contact with an intelligent alien species who helped him solve the astrophage problem. and then he didn't get kidnapped this time but he did sacrifice himself to save erid as well. so. character growth?

[car-fer]

Stupid BloodyMary idea/ concept/ headcanon number 3

[toastydumpster]

fixing the lack of gracerocky fics with uuuuuh,,, coffee shop au

[pcuaccount]

Idea where Rocky has a crush but doesn’t want to act on it since liking aliens must look weird and he’s worried abt Grace thinking of him badly but then they get to Erid and Adrian tells Rocky to hear them out.

Rocky has to tell Adrian that Grace learned Eridian on the way home and absolutely just heard that. This is Grace’s first impression of them. Their cool and collection look went out the window and is not coming back

[pocket-dust-starr]

The pebbles have suits now

[mimic-firstaid]

A SERIOUS DEBATE

Thought popped in head… very serious instrument of communication for very serious debate.

I like the idea of debate club …it can get very heated.

What they are debating.. I don’t know.. something science -y I’m sure.

Ft random pebbles I made up : Mustard, Ube, Olive, and Toffee

Mustard gets very heated in their debates

[pilley-w]

alien sense

[lutheban]

Eridians dont know about time relativity and people are NOT talking about it enough imagine sending a person on a dangerous mission like 70 years ago and when they finally come back and they look like they only aged 10 of those years and tell you "oh yeah time just works different there" when you have no concept of that that is INSANE rocky explaining radiation to eridian scientists (already insane concept) and going "oh yeah btw time works differently in space" "what" "time works differently in space. what we thought would be a 16 years trip was only a 4 year trip for me, the solarians call it something like time-depending-of-position-in-space, is pretty trippy" "....WHAT"

[callalillee]

[ultrainfinitepit]

Time Go Fishing

[stonesense]

totally i understand narratively why project hail mary ends with grace becoming a teacher again but ever since i saw the movie i haven’t been able to stop thinking about what a crazy move it is from the eridian perspective. like imagine if we had one (1) alien on earth and we liked him so much that we just let him have a class of schoolchildren to teach all the brand new alien science to, for fun. what’s the selection process for that classroom. do the adult eridian scientists wish they were in there

[avoid-avoidance]

wait, WAIT

now we need the story of an impatient adult Eridian scientist, who happens to be very small in stature, and who comedically tries to fake being an Eridian child in order to get into Grace’s class and learn from/observe the alien in person..

[flamgayagenda]

6 months. 6 whole months of of Flambae bringing in pastries and coffee, B lining straight to Robert to hand pick the best one and drop off a tall coffee, kiss the man's head, then hands the bag off to one of the ZTeam to pass around each other.

Even on his days when he doesnt even have to come in, Flambae is there, small bag in hand, dressed like some male model Adonis, and bolts for Robert. Only then he steals a full heated kiss on the lips. Robert scowls and attempts scolding the man.

"I'm at work, I told you not to do--" and gets silenced by another smooch and Chad grins like the shit he is. Happily watching Robert flounder and blush like a dork.

"You could just say thank you instead of trying to be all serious. You're working. I'm not." Chad points out, Robert huffs but thanks him, pops a kiss of his own to the other's cheek and scurries away to get back to his desk.

Courtney has watched this go on for months. Her own feelings bubbling and turning in her belly. But she walks up, a teasing grin to mask her raging jealousy. "You don't need to buy him those everyday, ya know." Chad turns to stare at her, brow raised. "He's a big boy, he can get his own breakfast... I don't see him do that for you" she mentions, juuuust to maybe get under Flambae's skin. Chad grins again but it's.... almost cruel.

He bends down, getting just to her eye level, his voice is low, gravely. "He doesn't have to. He keeps me, along with the rest of us alive in the field when a serious situation pops up. Robert keeps my house full and clean when I've been out on a long day. He puts aside clean clothes and towel for me after I've been to a long work out early in the morning when he's more than welcome to stay asleep because he had to spend the night before filling out fucking paperwork for a fuck up SOME team memebers here cause because they can't fucking listen." Chad is slowly walking Courtney into a corner. Her back hits a wall and she feels far too much like a mouse whose been cornered by a large starving tiger.

"But really .... I just can't see myself fumbling a gorgeous piece of ass like that. I could never. So I do the silly little coffee runs he doesnt ask for. I make him breakfast every day and hand delivery it for thr reward of kiss because he would the same in return if I let him beat me to it.... don't be a sore loser"

Chad straightens up, and starts for the door to get ready to make dinner for Robert later and leaves Invisigal to remember her own shirt comings and KNOW ... she really has lost.

[enthyrea]

more doodles of these two :)