Drowning in Fandoms

40/Married/INTJ Welcome to my own little trash heap of sin. I am a horrible multi fandom, multi shipping, fic writer. MDZS, FFXIV, and Faraway Wanderers are my current obsession but I promise the list is endless and I am always open to something new.

[magicandmalice]

Does anyone have any good Wangxian or Wenzhou post apocalypse or zombie apocalypse fic recommendations? Looking for some good completed ones. Long or short doesn't matter.

[chaos0pikachu]

word of honor is a comfort show specifically for scenes like when Cheng Ling the accidently adopted child of two mass murderers gets kidnapped by Soft Butch Assassin and her girlfriend High Femme Assassin for a piece of the glazed donut when Zhou Zi Shu shows up like "UNHAND MY CHILD!!" And CL is all "omg I'm your son 🥺🥺" and ZZS is like "I suddenly can't read I don't know mariah carey.gif" meanwhile our lesbian assassins are like "god people have no respect for torture time anymore" and they all have a swirly twirly fight b/c everyone is dressed to the NINES b/c if you're gonna be a murderer in a wuxia show you are also gonna look PEAK FABULOUS thank you very fucking much and then ZZS is like "oh no my nipple nails of cancer are acting up" and whenever his nipples are aching who shows up but Wen Ke Xing busting through the door like the koolaid man with the energy of a queen lip syncing for her life on Rupaul all "HOW DARE YOU HARM MY HUSBAND AND OUR CHILD" and ZZS is like "he's not our child!!" and another swirly twirly fight happens and the lesbians dip so our marital arts family chases them outside only to be confronted by ZOMBIES or crackheads whichever and WKX is like "husband, take our child and run" and ZZS is obviously not gonna do that cause like both a feral cat & a millennial he's always Down to Fight and also lacks general self-preservation so WKX is like "dying alongside you is also a beautiful way to die" meanwhile CL in the back wondering if they could all just not die like he didn't stick a piece of the glazed donut in his stomach and hang out with his boring, beige, busted uncles for 2 weeks just get eaten train to busan style the fuck

and then Scorpion King (not the rock) floats down from the sky in slow mo like a Jrock act floating down onto the stage playing his little guitar like "HELLOOOOOOOO ANCIENT CHINA!! HOW WE FEELING TONIGHT?" and ZZS is like "not a fucking band kid" so he throws smoke bombs naruto style and they all dip

and in the end of all~~~ of this CL is like "so I'm your son right?" and ZZS is like, "fuck it, fine" and signs the adoption papers while wwx is like planning an autumn wedding

[marshmallowwitharubberband]

The Guanyin temple confession is maybe my favorite scene of any piece of media I've ever consumed because it's so unpredictable.

You got the villain just halting his evil plot, full stop, in the middle of his gloating speech, no less, because "What do you MEAN you guys aren't even together?! What?! No, no, no, there won't be any romantic misunderstanding in my hostage situation! Honey, tell him!"

And then the calmest, most polite character alive procceeds to go his version of apeshit on this punk like "my brother like-likes you, you fucking pinecone! You useless twink! We all thought you were a hoe but you are just an imbecile!" (Which is a nice parallel to the Jiang brothers' hatred for the peacock, but I digress)

And THEN, when it's the perfect moment for a climatic love confession, homeboy goes and screams for everyone to hear that he... really wanted that dick, Hanguang-jun! Where's love? Who cares? WWX wants to ride you like a carnival ride: sticky and filthy and multiple times.

It's a wonder that Xichen didn't yank that string from Jing GuangYao to strangle WWX himself.

This has been my favorite addition, I cackled like a seal irl lol

[thyla]

Ah Xu. Finally, you've admitted that I'm good-looking. WORD OF HONOR | episode thirteen

[shiqingxuanz]

WORD OF HONOR ➵ EPISODE 34

[chaos0pikachu]

"so what is word of honor about"

chepie I don't fucking know, like legit I could not tell you what the Actual Plot as intended is something about a glazed donut that got the whole sword society in a tizzy b/c some dead dude a decade ago tweaked out from mercury poisoning and all his secrets were kept in the burn book locked away in elsa's frozen palace.

the bits that anyone actually cares about are two bottom-4-bottom retired villains, one an ex assassin with martial arts cancer and 8 nipples who wants to drink and die in peace, the other one of the most dramatic men you will ever meet who sprouts corny ass poetry and lines with negative shame cause why be ashamed baby we all die sometime and they become soulmates [censored] raise 3 kids together until one of their ex's comes back for a 2 episode sub plot like a mid-season love interest in a sitcom that got kicked off the show quick b/c everyone hated their ass and then the sword society shows back up b/c the prettiest assassin you will ever meet with the biggest daddy issues you will ever see didn't listen to his fucking lesbian girl gang and drop his broke ass daddy who never ONCE complimented his banging eye makeup and hair decided to Make Plot Shit Happen b/c it's like episode 34 and we gotta wrap! this! shit! up! and then someone sneezes so the show reenacts the scene where Mulan took out the Huns and then our bottom retired villain husbands get to ACTUALLY fucking retire and one of them gets a new sesshomaru wig and it's glorious

[xhimei]

“can you stop shipping two male characters with each other? itʼs not even funny” only when they stop staring at each other like that

[magicandmalice]

Anyone have any good fic recs for Wangxian fics where Lan Xhan just looses his composer in public? I mean just absolutely fucking destroyed.

Either Wei Ying is hurt on a night hunt and Lan Zhan goes completely mother hen on his ass in front of the little newbie/baby disciples on their first hunt. Or he swings the opposite direction and just utter overkill of whatever ghost or demon they are hunting.

Or maybe after all the times Wei Ying says "No one would ever believe Lan Zhan is this kind/sexy/loving/feral/bitey etc..." a few people finally witness this behavior.

Like don't get me wrong. I adore stoic BAMF Lan Zhan. But I kinda really want a good BAMF Lan Zhan that has totally lost his shit. To the point where while he doesn't care about how he looks right now he may be totally embarrassed later when he pulls himself back together.

Any fics like that out there?

Note* I don't want drunk Lan Zhan. His ass needs to do this stone cold sober. Drunk boy is adorable but not what I'm looking for.

[ereyzme]

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[magicandmalice]

Where the fuck can I find the full and complete episodes of Heaven's Official Blessing? I got dragged into this damn fandom but can't find anything complete past ep 3 of season 1. I don't use Netflix or Crunchyroll. And YouTube is useless past ep 3 unless I want fanvids. Help is much appreciated.

[anotherbummer]

babes we’ve got bigger problems

[magicandmalice]

Finally able to pick up and play BG3. Meet my boys Vyse (Drow) and Vanduo (Teifling)

[magicandmalice]

Need help coming up with a name for an Archfey.

Naming is so hard 😭

[magicandmalice]

Okay looking everywhere for an OLD Gundam Wing fic. Tired of looking but still want to find. So I turn to you all.

It's a Heero/Duo fic.

I vaguely remember Heero being incapacitated (injured or something) and he and Duo are trying to escape. They (Duo) steal a car and the fic takes place with them on the road and running from the enemies. Duo does everything he can to make sure they don't get caught, even to the point of injuring himself to stay awake for the driving. Punching his fist and later broken hand into the dash, mainlining caffeine,etc...

Sadly that's all the major points I can remember. Does anyone know it by chance?

[the-worst-romance]

My contribution to this year's @yyh-revival Secret Santa Event! This piece is for Sariel_Nightthorn

[drama-glob]

I said I would gif the entire "Crooked" song, so here you go. ^_^<3<3<3<3 Sorry it took so long. ;) <3<3<3<3

[nautilus1954]